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[Wagtail]

I do not NEED to take a leak when I feed the wood stove every few hours during the night but I do since I am up. I sometimes wonder if this is shrinking my bladder. :scratchchin:

You keep tellin' yourself that Mate... yet, you're still doin' it when you are up.

 

[oosik]

Hey, could be like me. I'm up 2X every evening AND I got no fire to feed. Also, glad I got no fire to put out. There are secondary reasons that I'm usually on TBN by 2AM.

When I was in Alaska they called me - ICE MAN. They said I was such a smooth talker - I could sell ice to the Eskimos. I don't know about all of that, but there were times when it was necessary to implement some fairly unpopular programs. Sitting around the big table - it came time to sell the program to the public. You would have thought my fly was open, or something. Everybody looked down the table at me and just smiled.

 

[goeduck]

You keep tellin' yourself that Mate... yet, you're still doin' it when you are up.

I could be in a downward clockwise pee spiral. :confused3:

 

[Wagtail]

I could be in a downward clockwise pee spiral. :confused3:

High or Low pressure?

Down here a High pressure system is CCW and a Low pressure system is CW.

:stormwarning:

 

[goeduck]

High or Low pressure?

Down here a High pressure system is CCW and a Low pressure system is CW.

:stormwarning:

When I really have to go and my eyes are watering it is high pressure pee but if I pee just because I get up to feed the fire it is low pressure pee.

 

[oosik]

goeduck - what will help your situation a lot. Every time you get up to stoke the fire - quit drinking that big glass of water.

 

[goeduck]

goeduck - what will help your situation a lot. Every time you get up to stoke the fire - quit drinking that big glass of water.

We have real beer on this side of the mountains, not that watery stuff

 

[Tennsawdust]

As you might guess I have built custom furniture off and on for the last 25 years or so... I use it several places. It's just easier to remember that way.

 

[k0ua]

goeduck - what will help your situation a lot. Every time you get up to stoke the fire - quit drinking that big glass of water.

One needs to stay hydrated.

 

[Wagtail]

One needs to stay hydrated.

Indeed... and to 'reload' for the next firewood loading session.

 

[wroughtn_harv]

I like to play with hot steel/iron.

 

[cqaigy2]

Streetcar - you may pleased to know then, my 20+years of riding my Harley Davidson Low Rider are over. I gave it to my son. Now he howls & prowls. I ride a 2018 BMW R1200GSA. When I really "step" on the new BMW - sounds just like an F-16 Fighting Falcon spooling up. Otherwise - it's so quiet, I can pass a field mouse urinating on a wad of cotton and go on, unnoticed.

In the day - I knew "the man" well. Local LEO gal would stop me almost every time I rode thru Cheney. Finally, one day, I asked her what her basic concern with me was. Surprisingly, her reply - - " I simply don't like motorcycles ".

To each his own. Carry on - Grasshopper.

Back in the day, i was stopped almost daily. It was always something like, light was off, too load, didn't signal, too fast, etc. I always wore a helmet, had my light on and always signaled.

 

[robbyr]

Now, if only morning wood and oldballs would chime in...inquiring minds want to know.

I remember one called Myballshurt.

 

[robbyr]

One needs to stay hydrated.

My nurse practitioner sister told me Friday that hydrating with beer and coffee didn稚 count even though they both had water in them. She said you don稚 wash your clothes in beer or coffee so you shouldn稚 wash your organs in them. :laughing:

 

[goeduck]

My nurse practitioner sister told me Friday that hydrating with beer and coffee didn稚 count even though they both had water in them. She said you don稚 wash your clothes in beer or coffee so you shouldn稚 wash your organs in them. :laughing:

First I have heard of that :laughing: How about every now and then?

 

[oosik]

So is your sister a wizard. Just tell her - "man has hydrated for eons with malt beverage, but that's not the real problem. Moderation is the problem". My "loving sister" is so hide bound, she squeaks when she walks. She has social suarries - they would drink special wines and nibble on exotic cheeses and crackers. I'd bring my own Animal Beer and a round of bratwurst or liverwurst. I'd belch and fart. Thankfully - I'm no longer invited.

 

[goeduck]

^^^^ So are you saying you are no longer invited because you cut the cheese? :laughing:

 

[Doofy]

Messing with the hoity toity...priceless.
Also, Johnsonville just came out with a Brat cooker. Has a sensor probe to grill the perfect Brats each and every time.

 

[oosik]

goeduck - I think that's the bottom line. At these social gatherings, I was just another "trinket". Wear nice pair of slacks, sport shirt, shined shoes. Never mention that I lived in the country, drove a tractor or, for God's sake, got any of that "country stuff" on my body.

Soooo...... I came in my Mucks, Carhartt bibs and a nice Scottish plaid flannel shirt. The Animal beer and bratwurst were an added touch. It worked.

I think, at that "last supper" my User ID was CRAP. I could see steam coming out my sister's ears.

 

[Doofy]

I'd much rather be in "the country stuff" than rubbing elbows with the Pretentious.