The wife...

[dave1949]

Just stumbled on this thread and it's been a great read. BTW, the only fight I've ever lost with my wife was when I slipped going around a corner.

:laughing::laughing:

 

[czechsonofagun]

Just stumbled on this thread and it's been a great read. BTW, the only fight I've ever lost with my wife was when I slipped going around a corner.

The wife came back on her knees...


....and said: "Get out from under the bed, you lowlife coward"

 

[dcyrilc]

Just stumbled on this thread and it's been a great read. BTW, the only fight I've ever lost with my wife was when I slipped going around a corner.

The biggest fight my wife & I ever had involved a super soker and pans full of water. The fight quickly progressed to the pool as we needed a quick source of ammo.:laughing:

Of course, the most trouble I've been in was the year I forgot her birthday.:ashamed: Speaking of which, Tuesday's comming quick. I better start figuring out what to get her.

 

[TripleR]

"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." - Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)

 

[bullbreaker]

"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." - Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)

AMEN!:thumbsup::laughing:
Boone

 

[pitt_md]

Wait until you are up on the roof hanging onto the chimney for dear life with one hand and trying to fix the antenna mount with the other and DW calls on the phone to pass the time of day...

I really have to question why you have a phone on you when doing that job?

 

[pitt_md]

I had Wife 1.0, but that had issues. Then I tried Wife 2.0, which was better. Then I got rid of Wife 2.0 for a while, now I am back with Wife 2.0 which is now Girlfriend 2.1 and may well become Wife 3.0.

I did that very thing. Since I upgrade wife 2.0 to wife 3.0 things are much better.

 

[pitt_md]

What I read was guys talking like their wives were stupid. Go back and read the responses yourself.

Wives sitting around talking the same way are just as bad, they do it so we do it? Good defense, that justifies it.

We don't do it, it's called respect! It's not a matter of "lightening up". I don't buy the mars/venus garbage. Two thirds of the people who get married get divorced, maybe you should talk to them about lightening up.

You guys should be embarrassed, everyone on the planet that does it should be embarrassed. It makes a statement about you and it's not a good one.

Chill Rob. Have a beer. Scratch your balls if ya got em.

 

[pitt_md]

Really?

Because "duh" means to me that someone is so obtuse that they can't understand basic issues. That's how I've always heard it used.

So what does "duh" mean to you?

It means you can't take a F-ing joke.....DUH!

 

[tthopskin@yahoo.ca]

best laugh I have had in a long time and no I don't get out much .I don't need to i live with my best friend ....my wife LOL :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: