Your time is not free

[o2batsea]

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Even though this joke has run its course 20 pages back, I'll entertain your points.

Okay, done for the day. I did manage to get a bit of a shock while doing the electrical though.

You should fire yourself, as your electrician skills are somewhat lacking.

Do I charge myself for the related pain and suffering (this might take as many as three beer and four cigarettes to fully recover from), since I'm the main contractor, or do I charge my wife for the pain and suffering, since she threw the wrong breaker?

You should take a day off, on me. And fire the wife too. And hold off on the beer until after the job.

Is my wife considered a sub-contractor in this case?

Is she in the country legally?

Also, my neighbour came over to ask me if I could clear a bit of snow for him. He looked thirsty so I gave him a beer. Is this a business expense?

No, it's a bribe.

It was home-made, part of my special batch of black caramel and almond Christmas beer that I started back in September, which is quite labour intensive to produce.

I can't help with your drinking problem, but maybe if you slow down a little, things might start to make more sense.
Happy Holidays.

 

[Big Bri]

I've been thinking alot about what my time is worth when it comes to projects. At this point i think im in the hole as far as money to project worth at this time. When i add up all the tools i own both hand and electric. My welding machine plasma cutting torch exc. I have one project i'm working on that i am way in the hole. Started making a large roller to pull behind the tractor. Could have bought a NICE used one on craigs list but decided to make my own. After cutting myself with the angle grinder and getting a $4200 er bill i should have just bought the used one. I find myself paying to have more and more done every day because i enjoy my free time even more.

 

[Iplayfarmer]

Unsolicited advice to Reverend Blair. Don't take your case to a lawyer, you'll make his head explode.

...but (s)he'll take the case anyway and charge exorbitant fees for the many hours it takes him/her to figure it out.

 

[beppington]

I did manage to get a bit of a shock while doing the electrical though.

Ah-ha!!! So you did charge yourself!!! :laughing:

 

[beppington]

You should take a day off, on me.

Ooh-oooh!!! Rev Blair, take the day off, take the day off ... He pays 90 bucks an hour!!!! :thumbsup:

 

[Iplayfarmer]

Ah-ha!!! So you did charge yourself!!! :laughing:

Still laughing over that one.

 

[Ken_CT]

Ah-ha!!! So you did charge yourself!!! :laughing:

Shockingly witty :thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[o2batsea]

Ooh-oooh!!! Rev Blair, take the day off, take the day off ... He pays 90 bucks an hour!!!! :thumbsup:

That is too hilarious.

 

[beppington]

I did manage to get a bit of a shock while doing the electrical though.

OP charges himself 90 bucks an hour.

You charge yourself, what, about 110 volts

:laughing:

 

[Reverend Blair]

Even though this joke has run its course 20 pages back, I'll entertain your points.

Thank you. My points love to be entertained.

You should fire yourself, as your electrician skills are somewhat lacking.

I dunno. The lights work and I've never burned anything down.

You should take a day off, on me.

Okay, took the whole day off. I'll be awaiting your cheque. Did you want me to take tomorrow off too?

Is she in the country legally?

Yup. Born in Thompson, MB.

No, it's a bribe.

But he's not actually paying me to move snow, he's just being kind enough to give me some tractor time. I would be paying myself to do his work.

I can't help with your drinking problem, but maybe if you slow down a little, things might start to make more sense.
Happy Holidays.

Er, I never asked for help and things make perfect sense. It does sound to me like you would benefit by enjoying a fine black ale or two though. Help you loosen up a little.