Warnings that make you wonder

[ToadHill]

Large trucks around here have signs on the back "Construction Vehicle Do Not Follow". I always wonder why they pull out in front of traffic if they don't want to be followed?

 

[JimRB]

I remember this one from a comedian. This was on a tube of Preparation H, "Use only as directed!" "Trust me, if you're buying it, you know what to do with it". "But sometime in the past, some nut told his wife, Honey I wonder how this would taste on crackers!" LOL

I was doing IT work the other day at one of my gastro accounts. Someone ate some suppositories. No one was sure how long it would take for the proper affect to occur.

 

[CompactTractorFan]

What catalogues do you read!?

Northern Tool

 

[Tony_S]

I was sent an email with a million of em...but I like this one

"Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a supermarket dessert box - Oh crap!

Enjoy...

 

[JDgreen227]

Northern Tool

And Dennis Kirk...and Craftsman tools...and Cabela's....and a whole bunch of others. I kinda miss the old print catalogs that used to arrive here all the time, reading the internet catalogs just isn't the same.

 

[firedog]

How about the Off-Road Commode, the portable toilet seat that hangs off the back of your truck from the trailer hitch receiver. It comes with the following warnings -

Not to be used when the vehicle is in motion.
Can get Slippery when wet.

Off-Road Commode, Model# ORC | Hitch Accessories | Northern Tool + Equipment

Don't waste your time on that cheap imitation. Get the original "Uncle Booger's Bumper Dumper". bumper dumper portable toilet

 

[Mace Canute]

I was sent an email with a million of em...but I like this one

"Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a supermarket dessert box - Oh crap!

Enjoy...

The "Do not light in face. Do not expose to flame." -- On a lighter reminds me of way back when I was an apprentice. A crew member was a heavy smoker and had the habit of always kind of leaning over his cigarette when he lit it. I got hold of his bic click lighter one day and turned it up to the maximum that it would go. This guy also had a huge snoze btw and the first time he went to light up after I doctored his lighter, he darn singed all the hair out of his nostrils. Good thing he was inhaling through his mouth at the time. You should have seen the size of his eyes when it flared up!

 

[edlegault]

RE: front wheel drive car

If I remember correctly, wasn't the Ford Torino front wheel drive and Ford did that same commercial (towing a trailer with front drive wheels only installed) in the 1960's or 1970's?

 

[JDgreen227]

RE: front wheel drive car

If I remember correctly, wasn't the Ford Torino front wheel drive and Ford did that same commercial (towing a trailer with front drive wheels only installed) in the 1960's or 1970's?

Only Torinos I knew were all RWD, sister had a '74 model and I used to street race against
the '69-'72 models and those were all RWD too.

"Ford's newest bright idea" as they termed it, didn't include a FWD version. Perhaps you are thinking of another model.

 

[JDgreen227]

Don't waste your time on that cheap imitation. Get the original "Uncle Booger's Bumper Dumper". bumper dumper portable toilet

I was thinking, if you left one of those attached to your hitch receiver while driving, and the bag had something in it, odds are it would really discourage TAILgaters...pun intended.