What is your favorite Quote or Saying?
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jonyyuma
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Believe it or not, I did think of Oscar as I was re-reading my line..."Nothing quite as Cute as a newborn Piglet"..Or" Happy as a pig in slop", my grammy used to say?Just pokin?
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Even a blind squirel finds an acorn once in awhile.
If a**holes could fly this place would be an airport.
If a**holes could fly this place would be an airport.
Rustyiron
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My best buddy had a slew of sayings, He's gone now, too early at 56yrs and I prolly forgot more than I can remember but.......
If something was hard, like driving a nail into a a hard pc. of wood
That sombtch is harder than woodpecker lips!
Or Harder than a wedding d!ck!
If something (she) was ugly
She'd make a train take a dirt road, or
got beat with an ugly stick, or fell out of the ugly tree. I never understood uglier than a mud fence.
or if she was fat, and was told to haul *****, she'd have to make 2 trips!
If you were to screw up
boy, you could f**k up a free lunch.
If something was hard, like driving a nail into a a hard pc. of wood
That sombtch is harder than woodpecker lips!
Or Harder than a wedding d!ck!
If something (she) was ugly
She'd make a train take a dirt road, or
got beat with an ugly stick, or fell out of the ugly tree. I never understood uglier than a mud fence.
or if she was fat, and was told to haul *****, she'd have to make 2 trips!
If you were to screw up
boy, you could f**k up a free lunch.
Chad2660
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My grandpa used to always tell me...
"Be good...if you can't be good, name it after me"
"Be good...if you can't be good, name it after me"
MikeD74T
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OOOOH, that's rough, as Obama found out when he likened his bowling skill to special olympics. [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E-EdGul8nI[/ame]
MikeD74T
Rustyiron
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A good one for the kids is,
You have 2 eyes, 2 ears, and 1 mouth, use them in that proportion!:laughing:
You have 2 eyes, 2 ears, and 1 mouth, use them in that proportion!:laughing:
GUS FINK
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O Tool's Law
"Murphy was an optimist"
"Murphy was an optimist"
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