What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #171  
Not exactly a quote but a great tension breaker in times of duress...

"Uhh, that'll buff right out".
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #172  
From Animal House " you F@#$ed up you trusted us"
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #173  
Man makes mistakes, but if its really screwed up a computer was involved

It's actually "To err is human" (But if you really want to screw up, use a computer!)
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #174  
From Animal House " you F@# up you trusted us"

My favorite from the same movie..."Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life"
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #175  
It's in my signature
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #176  
Putty and paint will make what ain't


I cut it 3 times and it is still too short


There's an a@@ for every seat


Ken
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #177  
Great thread. Here are a few....

If it's got t--ts or tires, it'll give you trouble.

Heath and Happiness to you (from my grandfather)

When you're in a hole, best to stop digging.

He coudn't manage a one car parade.

We're laughin' and scratchin' now (when things are going well)

Life is hard, do your best (sign on a local church)

That boy is as smart as a box of hammers.

She's got a face like a can of smashed azzholes.

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

Better than a kick in the arse with a frozen moccasin.

Woof woof woof, that's my other dog imitation (Oddball, from Kelly's heroes)

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem! (a TBN'ers signature).


:p
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #178  
From another TBN'ers sig:

"Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be a convenience store, not a government agency."
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #179  
Keep your ear to the ground and your nose to the grindstone. . . Now, try to work in that position.;)
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #180  
I'm sure that most everyone has heard their Mother say this: "Be sure to clean behind your ears and put on clean underwear. You never know when you might be in an accident".

I still don't get that one! My mother said it all the time, probably got it from her mother.

Like somehow it would matter that you had skid marks, if you should end up in the ER :confused2:

I think it's the shame factor, which was more powerful back in the day. This is a good example of that fact.


One saying an old lady in the neighborhood would use on us teenagers, when we were just hanging around was..

"Idle hands are the Devil's workshop"

How true is that? I think these old sayings were an important part of human learning, even more so before formal education. Kind of like proverbs to live by.

JB
 

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