Do any of You Fit into this Category?

[toppop52]

Speaking of shoes... I put a large cardboard box of shes in the attic of the new house yesterday, she picked out about 10 pairs total to keep in the closet. I made the mistake of asking why she kept them if she wasn't going to wear them. She said "several pairs are brand new"! Then looked at me as if I had three heads, so I put the box in the attic! End of story.

 

[300UGUY]

Ken "I've been told" ,they have something simular in the next biggest town north of us (Ft.Myers).
They serve Geritol tonic, have wifi, and the waitress's are over 65 and top-less will that do ?

Boone

I don't know. A topless, 65 yr old's boobs might get in the way of things.

 

[JamesHW]

My wife and I get along pretty well and have worked out what she likes and so forth in regards to shopping over our 21 years. One thing she used to do was ask me to carry her purse. I would say sure and then proceed to hold it with my arm crooked and my pinkie sticking out and mince my way along behind her. Once she noticed that, she grabbed the purse back and never gave it back.

 

[sweettractors]

Ken "I've been told" ,they have something simular in the next biggest town north of us (Ft.Myers).
They serve Geritol tonic, have wifi, and the waitress's are over 65 and top-less will that do ?

Boone

Good idea, except, If the waitresses are "Topless" my Wife would still not want me to be there. She is "Very" Jealous Ken Sweet

 

[jinman]

Went shopping today with my wife. . . I tried to follow that list, but only got to #7 before they stopped me. The manager looked at me with a stern stare and said, "WHAT's YOUR NAME, BUDDY?" I yelled, "KEN SWEET, SIR!" and then ran out the door and hid in the garden center.:laughing:

 

[sweettractors]

Went shopping today with my wife. . . I tried to follow that list, but only got to #7 before they stopped me. The manager looked at me with a stern stare and said, "WHAT's YOUR NAME, BUDDY?" I yelled, "KEN SWEET, SIR!" and then ran out the door and hid in the garden center.:laughing:

I am glad that when I did a google search for Ken Sweet, I came up with more than I could imagine. Besides, I have a alibi for today. I was in Talbots running around with womens underwear on my head screaming I am Jim Inman and I need HELP. Ken Sweet

 

[arpt209]

My wife didn't believe our teenage daughter that I had walked through the grocery store shouting "YOO HOO! SHOPPER LADY!" When I briefly lost track of the teenager (yeah, the one with the red face). The wife really glared at the approximately 8 year old girl who pointed at me & said in a loud voice to HER mother "That's him! That's the crazy guy!" After my wife caught me walking through the store, singing - LOUDLY! I'm not ALLOWED to go to the store with her, alone either for that matter. And my wife did apologize to our daughter for doubting her.