What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[Mace Canute]

"It's not tree science nor rocket surgery!"

 

[smfcpacfp]

You can never be too thin or have too much money.

Kubota B3030 HSDC snowblowing Jan 2012 (HD) - YouTube

 

[sixdogs]

"Measure twice, cut once"

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Bear Claw Chris Lapp: Can you skin Griz?
Jeremiah Johnson: I can skin' em as fast as you can catch' em.
[Bear Claw runs through the cabin with a huge grizzly bear close behind and jumps out the back window]
Bear Claw Chris Lapp: Skin that one, pilgrim, and I'll get you another!

 

[sixdogs]

"Not on my watch"

 

[johnrex62]

People ask how Im doin? my answer: Fair to Midland! they either laugh ,or stand there puzzled! I tell them to figure it out.

I always thought that went Fair to "Middlin" as in inbetween.

 

[johnrex62]

I used to tease people a bit and tell them "I dont claim to be perfect. That would be a conceit and if I were conceited I wouldn't be perfect!"

My dad use to tell me he wasn't perfect either. He once thought he made a mistake, but realized he was wrong about that.

 

[sixdogs]

"Close enough for government work..."

 

[bullbreaker]

Someone pointed to the groom at a wedding ceremony and I over heard him say : "A fool and his money are soon parted" !

Boone

 

[sixdogs]

"Been there and done that..."