What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[Mighty Dodge]

"Don't split off more than you can hew"

"Homina-Homina-Homina"

 

[foggy1111]

That _____(object) is uglier than a mud-board fence.

That boy can't see the forest for the trees.

I've been to two Worlds Fairs and a Buzzard F(errr....mating)....but I never saw anything like that before!

BD BD BD BD......That's All Folks. (Porky Pig)

 

[JamesHW]

This was quoted in an old movie I saw as a youth and it has stayed with me ever since...

Commit a crime, and the earth is made of glass. Commit a crime, and it seems as if a coat of snow fell on the ground, such as reveals in the woods the track of every partridge and fox and squirrel and mole. You cannot recall the spoken word, you cannot wipe out the foot-track, you cannot draw up the ladder, so as to leave no inlet or clew. Always some damning circumstance transpires. The laws and substances of nature, water, snow, wind, gravitation, become penalties to the thief.

Ralph W. Emerson

 

[super55]

I prefer using acronyms personally just because in the military that was all we ever used.

SNAFU- Situation Normal Always F'd Up

BOHICA- Bend Over Here It Comes Again

FUBAR- I think we all know what this. :thumbsup:

 

[MossflowerWoods]

"Don't make me take you out in the parking lot and each you how to fall down"

"Now you've done gone and opened the WHOLE Can of whup-*****!"

David

 

[Redneck in training]

If a man older than fifty wakes up in the morning and doesn't feel any pain he is certainly dead.

 

[YesDeere]

That _____(object) is uglier than a mud-board fence.

Different variation

She was uglier than a mud fence that'd been set on fire and put out with a chain

 

[creekbend]

That _____(object) is uglier than a mud-board fence.

Different variation

She was uglier than a mud fence that'd been set on fire and put out with a chain

Or: "She was so ugly as a baby, that her Mom and Dad had to tie a pork chop around her neck, to get the dogs to play with her".

 

[Mace Canute]

She's so ugly, you need two paper bags before you "do" her, one for her and one for you...in case hers falls off.

 

[foggy1111]

She's so ugly, you need two paper bags before you "do" her, one for her and one for you...in case hers falls off.

Errrr....In my youth.....that's what was said to be a "double bagger".