What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[Brockwaykid]

He/she is nuttier than a squirrel terd
He/she'd rather be super glued to freddy kruger and have a knife fight in a cutco factory!! -Ron from lizard lick towing

 

[Redneck in training]

She's so ugly, you need two paper bags before you "do" her, one for her and one for you...in case hers falls off.

What is the problem? Just turn the light off.
Every p**y is black in dark.
That used to be one of the favorite sayings when we were young and tried to f***k whatever crossed our path..

 

[2LaneCruzer]

"A diamond ain't nothing but a piece of coal that stuck with it!"

Brother Dave Gardner ca. 1963

 

[sixdogs]

"Beam me up, Scotty"


and who could forget Chris Farley...

"Well, la-di friggin' da"

 

[bullbreaker]

Don't know if it's a fact but heard said before "The prettier a woman is the less she cooks" !

Boone

 

[Mace Canute]

"Handle it, Roy, handle it! Handle it, handle it, handle it!"

(Richard Paul as Mayor Teddy Burnside in Carter Country.)

 

[T_e_r_r_y]

A new one I heard the other day. He sure is a "POTUS"- Piece Of Totally Useless Sh@t.

The one they were referring to sure was.

T.J.

 

[300UGUY]

Yes, Dear!! Works for me.....

 

[LWG]

A new one I heard the other day. He sure is a "POTUS"- Piece Of Totally Useless Sh@t.

The one they were referring to sure was.

T.J.

+1 (Assuming it's Zippy.)

 

[sixdogs]

"It's not rocket science"