If his brain was dynamite he couldn't blow his nose.
When they were handing out brains you thought they said trains and asked for a small one with limited capacity.
Your teeth are like stars, they come out at night.
She shoulda had a cuter nose, since its hand picked.
He who laughs last is slow to get it.
I told ya a million times, don't exaggerate.
WAG = Wild asss Guess SWAG = Scientific Wild asss Guess
Once upon a time some girls put this on the flap of their love letter.
Nope, not SWAK (Sealed With A Kiss)
PMPMDBSMLEPAGCG
Postman postman don't be slow
Make like Elvis Presley and Go Cat Go!
Q:What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
A: 42
Ref: Douglas Adams' "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"
If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with BS.
I can tell you are lying because your lips are moving.
He's so tight he squeaks when he walks.
He's so tight he squeezes pennies to the size of quarters.
AKA penny pincher
Use a brown one first and then a white one to see if you need another brown one. (Posted above bucket of corn cobs in outhouse.)
Try that (say that or words to that effect) and you'll be whistling Dixie through a split lip.
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