What *** is your tractor?

daugen · Mar 28, 2013

this is a serious question...:confused2:

boats are always female.
what are tractors?

now my Kubota I dedicated to my wife so "Nadene" is clearly female.
But I don't think of my Gravely or Case IH as female.

I just wonder if this is a guy thing.
Ok, I know there are lady tractor owners out there, is your tractor a girl or guy?
Now I know Big Bud is out there, but how about some other guy names?
Now I know the IH guys think the JD guys are all "girlie" but then we wouldn't want to go there, right?

Are some of yours male and some female, like kids?...

farmgirl19 · Mar 28, 2013

MY JD is a guy, because it is so useful and sexy!

The old Avery is a girl, because she has been a work horse all of her life, but still looks good for her miles!

pjbci · Mar 28, 2013

Big john, frankenstien, lil red, mutt, pete, bull, and lemon. All males

k0ua · Mar 28, 2013

My tractor does not have ***... Well... at least that I know of

daugen · Mar 28, 2013

k0ua said:
My tractor does not have ***... Well... at least that I know of

I don't know Jim, you were surprised when that SCUT showed up unannounced...:thumbsup:

grnspot110 · Mar 28, 2013

Apparently, I have both. At least they seem to keep breeding in the shed!!!!!!!!! ~~ grnspot

dave1949 · Mar 28, 2013

Never think about a *** for my tractor, maybe it is a transgender unit, or something like that. It does have two dipsticks. :laughing:

daugen · Mar 28, 2013

I believe all tractors were designed for bisexual operation... huh?
Let's face it, you can't have your tractor wanting to stay in the shed because
she has a headache do you?

daugen · Mar 28, 2013

grnspot110 said:
Apparently, I have both. At least they seem to keep breeding in the shed!!!!!!!!! ~~ grnspot

Now we are getting some place. It's about why those new tractors keep showing up. Better take the keys out at night...

radioman · Mar 28, 2013

daugen said:
I don't know Jim, you were surprised when that SCUT showed up unannounced...:thumbsup:

daugen said:
I believe all tractors were designed for bisexual operation... huh?
Let's face it, you can't have your tractor wanting to stay in the shed because
she has a headache do you?

thats funny!

I dunno . I think its all in the eye of owner and size of unit. i refer to my scut as a useful, hardworking toy. no sexing .

2LaneCruzer · Mar 28, 2013

farmgirl19 said:
MY JD is a guy, because it is so useful and sexy!

The old Avery is a girl, because she has been a work horse all of her life, but still looks good for her miles!

Well said and very poetic

I normally think of a tractor as asexual; in the manner of an "iron horse" or a tool. I tend to see them as inanimate; capricious, dangerous and uncaring, but all the while powerful, obedient and dedicated. I can attribute feminine characteristics to them from time to time though; I am reminded of the time I was pulling a Graham Hame (sp?) with my Granddad's old 1942 U model M&M, on a wet upgrade and the tines went down nearly to the beams; "she" rared up on me and darn near came over...fortunately I had the presence of mind to grab the hand clutch in the nick of time, but I certainly haven't forgotten it...or "her" either.

MossRoad · Mar 28, 2013

What *** is your tractor?

It depends on what kind of mood the tractor is in....
If its working well she's a sweetheart.
If its giving me grief he's a $%^&^!!!

polo1665 · Mar 28, 2013

She's a boy for sure!

Loadstar · Mar 28, 2013

Where do I look for tractor sexing? Serial number? Underneath?

bullbreaker · Mar 28, 2013

Gear tractors are the males cause they have the stick.
Hydrostatic's are the females cause most of them "whine".

Boone

k0ua · Mar 28, 2013

bullbreaker said:
Gear tractors are the males cause they have the stick.
Hydrostatic's are the females cause most of them "whine".

Boone

Oh, Boone... Boone.. you bad, bad bad..

Bladehauler · Mar 28, 2013

bullbreaker said:
Gear tractors are the males cause they have the stick.
Hydrostatic's are the females cause most of them "whine".

Boone

LMAO !!!!!:drink:

daugen · Mar 28, 2013

Loadstar said:
Where do I look for tractor sexing? Serial number? Underneath?

run your hand down along the bottom of the trans case, see if you feel something "familiar" there...

Oops, sorry, you must be Frank.

PapaPerk · Mar 28, 2013

Wow... U folks have too much time on your hands.

daugen · Mar 28, 2013

PapaPerk said:
Wow... U folks have too much time on your hands.

The most accurate statement on this thread. :thumbsup:
hey, it's 28 out, just waiting for things to warm up a bit...

but in my own defense, I will be rototilling this afternoon.
And my wife wants to go get vegetable plants at the local nursery, so
I must get to work too...