What *** is your tractor?

[daugen]

this is a serious question...:confused2:

boats are always female.
what are tractors?

now my Kubota I dedicated to my wife so "Nadene" is clearly female.
But I don't think of my Gravely or Case IH as female.

I just wonder if this is a guy thing.
Ok, I know there are lady tractor owners out there, is your tractor a girl or guy?
Now I know Big Bud is out there, but how about some other guy names?
Now I know the IH guys think the JD guys are all "girlie" but then we wouldn't want to go there, right?

Are some of yours male and some female, like kids?...

 

[farmgirl19]

MY JD is a guy, because it is so useful and sexy!

The old Avery is a girl, because she has been a work horse all of her life, but still looks good for her miles!

 

[pjbci]

Big john, frankenstien, lil red, mutt, pete, bull, and lemon. All males

 

[k0ua]

My tractor does not have ***... Well... at least that I know of

 

[daugen]

My tractor does not have ***... Well... at least that I know of

I don't know Jim, you were surprised when that SCUT showed up unannounced...:thumbsup:

 

[grnspot110]

Apparently, I have both. At least they seem to keep breeding in the shed!!!!!!!!! ~~ grnspot

 

[dave1949]

Never think about a *** for my tractor, maybe it is a transgender unit, or something like that. It does have two dipsticks. :laughing:

 

[daugen]

I believe all tractors were designed for bisexual operation... huh?
Let's face it, you can't have your tractor wanting to stay in the shed because
she has a headache do you?

 

[daugen]

Apparently, I have both. At least they seem to keep breeding in the shed!!!!!!!!! ~~ grnspot

Now we are getting some place. It's about why those new tractors keep showing up. Better take the keys out at night...

 

[radioman]

I don't know Jim, you were surprised when that SCUT showed up unannounced...:thumbsup:

I believe all tractors were designed for bisexual operation... huh?
Let's face it, you can't have your tractor wanting to stay in the shed because
she has a headache do you?

thats funny!

I dunno . I think its all in the eye of owner and size of unit. i refer to my scut as a useful, hardworking toy. no sexing .