What sex is your tractor?

[J F]

JD lawn mower is "bessie", swmbo even uses the name now. :laughing: (And Boone...:thumbsup

 

[daugen]

MY JD is a guy, because it is so useful and sexy!

I can just see the new JD ad campaign now,
our own Texas gal starring in a video
shot in her barn, gazing at some six packed hunk taking
off his sweaty shirt and stepping out of his six series JD.
And she smiles like Madonna and quietly remarks: he sure is useful...

 

[2LaneCruzer]

MY JD is a guy, because it is so useful and sexy!

I can just see the new JD ad campaign now,
our own Texas gal starring in a video
shot in her barn, gazing at some six packed hunk taking
off his sweaty shirt and stepping out of his six series JD.
And she smiles like Madonna and quietly remarks: he sure is useful...

OMG! What a vision!

 

[farmgirl19]

After the last frigid storm and the 26F temps that froze all my newly planted garden plant, I am not going to even attempt replanting till at least mid to end of April. Then I will get some of those huge Walmart plants that already have tomatoes on the vines(like we did last year) to replace my frosted and frozen ones.

Might work for you, Gary, but where I am, of you wait that late, then summer burns up your crops before they get to produce. It is a gamble to plant early, but if the freezes don't happen, one gets plenty to cook, freeze, can and share. And you for sure will not get heirloom plants tthat late into April. (Of course, I dounbt Walmart has heirloom anyway. They might even get their plants from China! :shocked

 

[farmgirl19]

MY JD is a guy, because it is so useful and sexy!

I can just see the new JD ad campaign now,
our own Texas gal starring in a video
shot in her barn, gazing at some six packed hunk taking
off his sweaty shirt and stepping out of his six series JD.
And she smiles like Madonna and quietly remarks: he sure is useful...

Ok, Daugen, now I need a cold shower, since I am all hot and bothered! Must be something about a tractor, a hunk and removing a sweaty shirt. And yes, the tractor MAKES that ad!

 

[sam5570]

well it's pretty eazy to tell all my tractor and lawn mower are female and i ride them alot:drink::dance1:

 

[DABSGT]

Now I know the IH guys think the JD guys are all "girlie" but then we wouldn't want to go there, right?

Are some of yours male and some female, like kids?...

I have a JD and IH and was always under the impression that the Kubota guy's were " girlie " did you ever notice when that bright orange fades it has a "pinkish" tone.

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[TomSeller]

Being that I spend so much time with my tractors, I have girls. Betsy, Wilma, Sally.....

 

[Iowan]

Wow I never gave it a thought, she gets awfully dirty when I run her!:thumbsup:

 

[creekbend]

My Kubota is both Male and Female. It Purrs like a Woman, but works like a Man.