Pallets in fields

[smstonypoint]

Ah, but there are no absolute truths when the aliens have quantum pallet mechanics at their disposal.

I never guess. It is a shocking habit -- destructive to the logical faculty.

Sincerely,
Sherlock Holmes, Consulting Detective

 

[stuckmotor]

Sparc's last post was on New Years Eve.

 

[murphy1244]

Sparc's last post was on New Years Eve.

I think he was murdered by the Colonel with the Candlestick holder in the Library.

 

[smstonypoint]

Sparc's last post was on New Years Eve.

I think he was murdered by the Colonel with the Candlestick holder in the Library.

It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.

Sherlock

 

[tkappeler]

I think he was murdered by the Colonel with the Candlestick holder in the Library.

I think he was murdered by "vinnie the garbage man" in the field, with a pallet.

 

[lilranch2001]

James, I fear that you have become promiscuous when it comes to choosing "pallet-formation theory" factions.

Steve

James is just an easy going guy that doesn't wanna piss all of us stubborn bastages off
:thumbsup:

 

[stuckmotor]

I hope Sparc wasn't abducted by hayists.

 

[smstonypoint]

Or kid-nap-ed by the lunatic Dreyfus.

Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau

 

[k0ua]

I hope Sparc wasn't abducted by hayists.

No way, Hayist's are all sworn pacifists. Not a violent bone in their body. Now that alien faction... well I can't vouch for them..For all I know ole Sparc is being "digitally" examined right now.. if you know what I mean.:shocked:

 

[Midniteoyl]

Google it! "pallets standing in field"

I got something about a TelePresence System... so, aliens

 

[stuckmotor]

Maybe Sparc is on a deep cover mission to find out what really goes on those pallets.

 

[Wagtail]

For all I know ole Sparc is being "digitally" examined right now.. if you know what I mean.:shocked:

Some people pay extra for that, James.

(Err, umm... or so I've heard)

 

[Wagtail]

I may have Cracked IT!!!! They are the first stage of the construction process for REALLY BIG birdhouses. (Eagles? The elusive NJ Condor!?!... the mind BOGGLES!!!!)

Source: Wooden Pallet Crafts = Birdhouse

Cut two wood plank sections measuring 6 inches long by 4 inches tall for the sides of the birdhouse. Cut two wood plank sections 4 inches long by 4 inches tall for the front and back of the birdhouse. Cut two wood planks slightly larger than the sides for the roof. Drill a hole in the middle of one side with a 2-inch wood spade drill bit. Glue sides, front and back together with wood glue forming a rectangle. Glue roof panels with edges perpendicular to each other, creating an inverted V shape for the roof. Dry according to instructions on the wood glue label. Paint your wooden pallet birdhouse. Run a line of wood glue on the top edge of each wall. Sit roof on top of the birdhouse, press down and allow glue to dry.

Read more: Wooden Pallet Crafts | eHow

What say you, Steve?

 

[lockhaven]

maybe tombstones? since Sparc went missing is there an additional set of pallets?

 

[smstonypoint]

I may have Cracked IT!!!! They are the first stage of the construction process for REALLY BIG birdhouses. (Eagles? The elusive NJ Condor!?!... the mind BOGGLES!!!!)

Bruce,

Your "Antipodean Avian Abode" theory cannot be dismissed out of hand.

1. The location of the pallets in New Jersey would be but a short flight to/from Lincoln Financial Field, the haunt of the Philadelphia Eagles (Philadelphia Eagles Team Page at NFL.com).
2. The timing of the pallet appearances on the landscape is roughly coincident with the migratory pattern of said congregation.
3. There is no number 3.

However, it strains credulity to think that Bob would not have noticed the inhabitants of the purported avian domiciles given the distinctive plumage of the aforementioned congregation.




Your theory is more plausible than some (e.g., Hayist, Drainist), but is less plausible than others (e.g., Alienist).

Steve

BTW -- How did the other Bruces do in their match against the Pommies?

 

[Marveltone]

It must be another evil plot by those cunning agents of that international organization of evil, KAOS. The pattern of the pallets, if processed through a top secret algorithm, seem to point directly to Bucharest. Coincidence? I think not! I'll report to Chief as soon as I can find Agent 99.

Maxwell Smart, Agent 86

 

[RobertBrown]

2. The timing of the pallet appearances on the landscape is roughly coincident with the migratory pattern of said congregation.

Not to mention the playoffs?

 

[smstonypoint]

Some people pay extra for that, James.

(Err, umm... or so I've heard)

:laughing:

Bruce, TBN has a strict "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy.

Steve

 

[Jim Shooz]

Bruce,

Your "Antipodean Avian Abode" theory cannot be dismissed out of hand.


Steve

BTW -- How did the other Bruces do in their match against the Pommies?

I think Bruce's (?) mates are sticking it right up the Poms :cool2:

 

[k0ua]

It must be another evil plot by those cunning agents of that international organization of evil, KAOS. The pattern of the pallets, if processed through a top secret algorithm, seem to point directly to Bucharest. Coincidence? I think not! I'll report to Chief as soon as I can find Agent 99.

Maxwell Smart, Agent 86

I have some fond memories of Agent 99!