No Velveeta......This is serious!

[MossRoad]

We heard its:

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?


Because they taste funny.

 

[cqaigy2]

Oh oh, why does spam taste funny.

 

[Soundguy]

Oh oh, why does spam taste funny.

do you really want to ask that seeing the rest of the answers?

 

[MossRoad]

What is SPAM^® Classic? | SPAM

 

[MossRoad]

It says SPAM has only 6 simple ingredients....
Or so the Germans would have us believe....
Or so the Germans would have us believe... - YouTube

 

[Soundguy]

all joking aside.

think about this.

canned meat, canned milk, shelf stable cheese ( velvita.. etc.. ) and some of them sealed packs of crackers that are good for a few years.

in a true emergency where you just need some calories for a few days. canned milk, meat-stuff and chee-stuff on crackers will get you there.

 

[jerrybob]

For your viewing pleasure...........

Weird Al Yankovic- Spam - YouTube

 

[MossRoad]

all joking aside.

think about this.

canned meat, canned milk, shelf stable cheese ( velvita.. etc.. ) and some of them sealed packs of crackers that are good for a few years.

in a true emergency where you just need some calories for a few days. canned milk, meat-stuff and chee-stuff on crackers will get you there.

Oh yeah. Beats starving, for sure. Good when there's power outages, natural disasters, and zombies in the supermarket.

 

[Soundguy]

at midnight.. there's always zoms in walmart.

 

[k0ua]

at midnight.. there's always zoms in walmart.

True, but there isn't any .22 shells to dispatch them with

 

[Soundguy]

correct!

 

[MossRoad]

True, but there isn't any .22 shells to dispatch them with

Head to lawn and garden and get an axe!

 

[MossRoad]

You can use it on the Velveeta and Spam, too!

 

[Soundguy]

if the velvita is old.. might need it!

 

[SIMassey]

You can use it on the Velveeta and Spam, too!

Does Spam still have the rollup key to open it? I havent looked in decades.

 

[Soundguy]

peel open like cat food.

 

[MossRoad]

Me-Ow!

 

[jerrybob]

Does Spam still have the rollup key to open it? I havent looked in decades.

Got rid of the key a long time ago.....too many cut fingers and lawsuits......

SPAM Museum, Austin, Minnesota

 

[k0ua]

peel open like cat food.

Does it taste like cat food too?

I haven't had any spam in about 30 years, and I have never actually eaten any cat food.:laughing:

 

[MossRoad]

Well, it DOESN'T taste like chicken, that's for sure! :licking: