Craigslist translator

[Travelover]

I don't know if the appliances work, I've never used them.................................appliances don't work.

 

[Citydude]

moving, must sell............................all our stuff is crap and we don't want it anymore!

 

[square1]

I never hooked up the brakes, never needed them....the trailer brakes don't work

 

[caver]

Latest response I had from a guy who wasted my morning, said he wanted to come by and look at un ultralight I am selling
His was lame excuse followed by>>I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to pass on the deal...........................................My wife said no you are not buying that.

 

[TnAndy]

Craig's List....the land of unreal expectations:

"Honda GX670 engine for sale. Used one year ( must have been a heck of a year from the photo ), I paid $3000 for it. Will sell for $1600. My loss is your gain".

You're sitting there with the internet at your fingertips and sellers on Craig's List must think readers never price compare ? Two minutes of search time and I find the 670 is an older engine that has been replaced by the GX690. Northern Tool price with year warranty is $1599. Tulsa Small Engine, $1540, free shipping, no sales tax.


"Granite Slab....would make good island top ! Size is 21" x 32" (ahahaaaa) We were told this is a $300 piece of granite. Make serious offer"

Photo shows a kitchen sink cutout, including the four holes drilled in the corners for saw access. You'd have to trim it down 3-4 inches each way and finish the edges....in other words, it's a scrap piece you might get a few bucks for use as a small table top or something....but a island ???

Then there's the guy that regularly lists ( double lists, actually....one followed right by same posting ) of a "Garden Way" backpack sprayer. Wants $75, not a dime less. Off brand sprayer, probably never find parts for it, and you can buy a Solo for $85-90 brand new.

And he can't understand WHY it won't sell.....ahahahaaaaaa

People are a hoot.

 

[grnspot110]

Latest response I had from a guy who wasted my morning, said he wanted to come by and look at un ultralight I am selling
His was lame excuse followed by>>I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to pass on the deal...........................................My wife said no you are not buying that.

At least that one sounds honest!

 

[Code54]

Do people ever think "hey I listed this every week for the last 9 months and it has not sold... Maybe I should lower the price???"

 

[ddb123]

Free firewood............................Cut down my rotten tree between the house and power line. Must be certified, bonded, and insured. Keep the wood for payment. Bruce PS just found an example: Remove our trees for firewood Remove our trees for firewood <img src="http://www.tractorbynet.com/forums/files/related-topics/374933-craigslist-translator-00h0h_3s7lifipovp_600x450-jpg"/> <img src="http://www.tractorbynet.com/forums/files/related-topics/374932-craigslist-translator-00000_4buvi9mnkih_600x450-jpg"/> We have 3 very large and mature trees needing removal. They are some type of fir. Free wood for you with removal. Take one, take two, take three. Your choice. Must show proof of insurance for injury liability and property damage and have done this before.

LOL wow!

 

[ddb123]

I've never understood why people write "I am posting this for a friend." Just put your friend's number in the ad. It's not like these posts are personalized.

 

[Code54]

I have put the "posting for a friend in an ad before" - the reason was if I just put a phone number I also get a bunch of emails asking about it, then have to reply saying it is not mine and you need to call the number. Seemed to help but I must admit I still got a few emails anyway. A lot of people much rather email or text than talk to a human for whatever reason. Personally if I am really interested I really want to talk to you so I can find out the most information and get a "feel" for the seller.