Lucky You!!! I've ben married 47 years and I still have NOT figured it out. Maybe your wife is less complicated.
1. selective hearing .
2. She gets the bling I get the tractor !!!!!
3. Never forget rule one and two lol!!!!!!!!!!View attachment 400651
You are missing the obvious:
SHE IS THE BOSS
SHE IS THE BOSS
SHE IS THE BOSS
You have missed that for 47 years? I doubt that. If you two lasted that long, she had it figured out a long time ago and part of HER plan is to keep you confused and off guard. :thumbsup: