19 years MARRIED and counting I FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT !!!!!

pardon my french · Nov 29, 2014

1. selective hearing .

2. She gets the bling I get the tractor !!!!!

3. Never forget rule one and two lol!!!!!!!!!!

murphy1244 · Nov 29, 2014

Ask her to weld some hooks to your bucket.--------What???? you didn't BUY her a WELDER???? What kind of husband are you?

vwnotrunning · Nov 29, 2014

I did not think married and figured out could be in the same sentence!

mddorange · Nov 30, 2014

Lucky You!!! I've ben married 47 years and I still have NOT figured it out. Maybe your wife is less complicated.

bcp · Nov 30, 2014

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

― Will Rogers

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

― Robert A. Heinlein

Cat_Driver · Nov 30, 2014

No, No, No, ...she only lets you THINK you've figured her out, it's part of her master plan. She now has you where she wants you.

irvingj · Nov 30, 2014

Thanks for the early morning chuckles, guys, I needed that!

Congratulations, pardon my french, on 19 yrs. I'm at 39 and counting…. but still trying to figure it out! ijk

Ken45101 · Nov 30, 2014

mddorange said:
Lucky You!!! I've ben married 47 years and I still have NOT figured it out. Maybe your wife is less complicated.

You are missing the obvious:
SHE IS THE BOSS
SHE IS THE BOSS
SHE IS THE BOSS

You have missed that for 47 years? I doubt that. If you two lasted that long, she had it figured out a long time ago and part of HER plan is to keep you confused and off guard. :thumbsup:

sixdogs · Nov 30, 2014

pardon my french said:
1. selective hearing .

2. She gets the bling I get the tractor !!!!!

3. Never forget rule one and two lol!!!!!!!!!!View attachment 400651

Great advice to the younger guys. I have posted on this topic many times.

Let me add that the purchase of bling or the cash to do so--in advance of tractor or implement purchase--makes that deal go a lot smoother.

mddorange · Nov 30, 2014

Ken45101 said:
You are missing the obvious:
SHE IS THE BOSS
SHE IS THE BOSS
SHE IS THE BOSS

You have missed that for 47 years? I doubt that. If you two lasted that long, she had it figured out a long time ago and part of HER plan is to keep you confused and off guard. :thumbsup:

Yes, she let me know that very early on and has never let me even doubt it for a minute.