Tresspassing Slob Hunters, Part II

   / Tresspassing Slob Hunters, Part II #131  
Check Amazon. My wife got me one that says No Trespassing - I have firearms and a backhoe
 
   / Tresspassing Slob Hunters, Part II #132  
Where can I get one of those signs? :)

Make one on your computer, take it down to the local print shop, they can blow it up, laminate and probably even stapel, spindle and mutilate it for you. I have had several 'wood for sale' ones made, at most a couple bucks.
 
   / Tresspassing Slob Hunters, Part II #135  
Some of those signs are funny. My favorite reads:

Trespassers will be shot.
Survivors will be riddled.

But on a serious note, having funny signs that threaten death is a really, really stupid move. If it ever really happens, that sign is very likely going to show up in a prosecutor's case against you.


And speaking of stupid, if your "No Trespassing" signs have the word, "POSTED" on them in big bold letters, well, that's stupid.
 
   / Tresspassing Slob Hunters, Part II #137  
No, it's just ignorance. The law says a notice must be posted, so the ignorati, not knowing what that means, put the actual word on the sign.

It's kind of like people who write the actual word, "Signed" at the bottom of a letter.
 
   / Tresspassing Slob Hunters, Part II #138  
Someone posted the verbiage on a sign here a few years back that read:. No trespassing. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be violated.
 
   / Tresspassing Slob Hunters, Part II #139  
No, it's just ignorance. The law says a notice must be posted, so the ignorati, not knowing what that means, put the actual word on the sign.

It's kind of like people who write the actual word, "Signed" at the bottom of a letter.


Lawyer: "And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. Ok? What school do you go to?"
Witness: "Oral."
Lawyer: "How old are you?"
Witness: "Oral."
 
   / Tresspassing Slob Hunters, Part II #140  
No, it's just ignorance. The law says a notice must be posted, so the ignorati, not knowing what that means, put the actual word on the sign.

It's kind of like people who write the actual word, "Signed" at the bottom of a letter.

Are you sure about that? There are a lot of strange state laws. Gotta be a reason those manufacturers put that there, even if someone as brilliant as you are doesn't' see it.
 

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