What do you want for Christmas?!?

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Maybe Post #33 of this thread?

I'll take "What is a stock answer to beauty contest questions" for $200 Alex...

 

[MNBobcat]

The best thing a woman could get me for Christmas is her wearing a big smile and lingerie.

Guess I'll be getting a lump of coal again this year.

 

[sseelhoff]

The best thing a woman could get me for Christmas is her wearing a big smile and lingerie.

Guess I'll be getting a lump of coal again this year.

I got coal last year. Worked great in my barbeque. When life gives you coal, time to smoke a brisket.

 

[bunyip]

time to smoke a brisket.

Which end do you light?

 

[toppop52]

:laughing:

Which end do you light?

 

[ruffdog]

I would really like my wife all bundled in her snow outfit.....driving up the driveway in my new Toolcat.

 

[Turbys_1700]

Not knowing what they need or want in order of needs and wants.
Tools...
Clothes...
Shoes...
Figure out your budget, their needs, and go from there.
I left this list very generic on purpose.

 

[Oaktree]

Buying for a female is dead easy: pyjamas! Comfortable, one size larger than their regular 'size'.

It's fun, too! I'll wander into a Lingerie Shop (like "Bras'n'Things"), start looking at their sleepwear and the saleswomen are all over me. You need to know the lady's regular size and then go one larger for comfort (other dimensions help too) and they usually have a mix & match selection.

Haven't known many women, have you? If she has everything, buy her jewelry. A nice string of pearls is always a hit, and she can wear them to parties and such.

I am overrun with women, wife, daughters, jewelry is something she rarely wears.
I bought her a Rolex one year (to match mine) and it just sits in a drawer somewhere.

I'm with bunyip. My wife has tons of jewelery she never wears as it is, not really anywhere to wear it around here. She's given most of it away to daughters-in-law or granddaughters. Neither of us are partyers. As far as lingerie goes, she's not much into that either. We almost always sleep in our birthday suits. I somehow doubt a flannel nightgown one size too big would go over very well...not good to imply your lady is fat.

Neither of us makes a big deal over Christmas, we'll get each other a few token gifts and leave it at that.

My wife and I have been together long enough that we know each others' likes and dislikes, and if there's something one of us would like we just say so. I don't miss the days of dating and feeling obligated to buy a GF a gift but not really knowing what to get. Not all women want lingerie, perfume or jewelery any more than all men want aftershave, a tie or a sports team jersey.

There are studies equating the use of swear words to higher intelligence!!

????
I've always suspected just the opposite.

 

[MNBobcat]

Buying for a female is dead easy: pyjamas! Comfortable, one size larger than their regular 'size'.

It's fun, too! I'll wander into a Lingerie Shop (like "Bras'n'Things"), start looking at their sleepwear and the saleswomen are all over me. You need to know the lady's regular size and then go one larger for comfort (other dimensions help too) and they usually have a mix & match selection. One set of flannels and, perhaps, a set of seasonal (it's Summer, of course, so something light) and you're done. They'll even gift wrap the whole shebang.

I know some blokes get a wee bit uncomfortable going into a Lingerie Shop, but I look at it as a "Men's Shop" 'cause a man (partner) reaps the rewards.

I absolutely love going into a lingerie shop and looking at things and imagining what she would look like wearing them. Unfortunately, the one time I did that for my wife she returned everything unworn. I've never been back.

Now I go to the frumpy old lady department at Kohls.

 

[Steppenwolfe]

I got coal last year. Worked great in my barbeque. When life gives you coal, time to smoke a brisket.

:drink: Great attitude...:thumbsup: