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Maybe Post #33 of this thread?![]()
I'll take "What is a stock answer to beauty contest questions" for $200 Alex...
Maybe Post #33 of this thread?![]()
The best thing a woman could get me for Christmas is her wearing a big smile and lingerie.
Guess I'll be getting a lump of coal again this year.![]()
time to smoke a brisket.
Which end do you light?
Buying for a female is dead easy: pyjamas! Comfortable, one size larger than their regular 'size'.
It's fun, too! I'll wander into a Lingerie Shop (like "Bras'n'Things"), start looking at their sleepwear and the saleswomen are all over me. You need to know the lady's regular size and then go one larger for comfort (other dimensions help too) and they usually have a mix & match selection.
Haven't known many women, have you? If she has everything, buy her jewelry. A nice string of pearls is always a hit, and she can wear them to parties and such.
I am overrun with women, wife, daughters, jewelry is something she rarely wears.
I bought her a Rolex one year (to match mine) and it just sits in a drawer somewhere.
There are studies equating the use of swear words to higher intelligence!!
Buying for a female is dead easy: pyjamas! Comfortable, one size larger than their regular 'size'.
It's fun, too! I'll wander into a Lingerie Shop (like "Bras'n'Things"), start looking at their sleepwear and the saleswomen are all over me. You need to know the lady's regular size and then go one larger for comfort (other dimensions help too) and they usually have a mix & match selection. One set of flannels and, perhaps, a set of seasonal (it's Summer, of course, so something light) and you're done. They'll even gift wrap the whole shebang.
I know some blokes get a wee bit uncomfortable going into a Lingerie Shop, but I look at it as a "Men's Shop" 'cause a man (partner) reaps the rewards.
I got coal last year. Worked great in my barbeque. When life gives you coal, time to smoke a brisket.