Dftodd
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- Joined
- Oct 19, 2014
- Messages
- 3,553
- Location
- vilonia, arkansas
- Tractor
- Massey Ferguson 1825E, Kubota Z121S
Wife had to go into work for a few hours this morning. Last thing she did before leaving was to send the shepherd's in to get me while I was in bed.
They start out being really cute and cuddly to lull you into a false sense of security. Then wait till you fall back to sleep. That's when they get you. Both need to prove there love by laying as close as they can get. Which means they flop so their bodies are part way on you. Then lay with there bodies down each of your sides.
Which means you have 160lbs worth of dogs on top of the blanket, blanket pulled tight over the top of you, so you can not move at all.
So here you are, wrapped up like a Canoli, and can't move at all. 75lbs of Shepherd on your left kidney, 85lbs of Shepherd on your right kidney, plus all that pressure on your bladder.
So, now you gotta pee so bad, it isn't funny, can't move, and no one to rescue you from your predicament. And when you start talking to them, then cussing them, they decide it's the perfect opportunity to strike, and both of them break out the tongues for a face washing
