Container Weld Shop build -

[Big Barn]

Mark, if you start tryin' to get mortgage free this late in life, about the only sure-fire way I've seen involves a shopping cart, a beard, likely a puppy, a piece of cardboard, magic marker, and hopefully a non-leaky bridge

ISteve

This is a pic of me on the poster my daughter sent out shorty after I prepaid her Grade seven tuition. She was asking for help in locating me when she realized I was two weeks behind in allowance. Kids.......

 

[BukitCase]

OK, there've been a couple requests for "the rest of the joke", one being from my "elder"; so it's possible that this could over-ride Mrs. Bukit's request ("Please do NOT encourage the CRAZY man...")

Fair warning though; even tho there's no profanity, some parts are NOT for the squeamish - if that's YOU, and your curiosity STILL gets the better of you, it's NOT my problem :laughing:
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A more than slightly aggressive business man finally reaches the end of his time on Earth, and not surprisingly ends up in "the OTHER place" - he's met by Mr. Evil hisself, every bit as scary as advertised...

Satan shows him 3 doors, labeled 1, 2, and 3 - he's told he gets to CHOOSE, and that in all fairness, he gets to PREVIEW what's behind each door before he chooses - but ONCE HE CHOOSES, IT'S FOREVER...

That sounds fair, so he opens door#1 - inside, he sees some REALLY unhappy looking people standing CHIN-DEEP in raw sewage, and a couple of Demons in speedboats, racing around making big wakes - needless to say, he IMMEDIATELY requests to see door#2...

Behind door#2, there's MORE unhappy people, but they're only KNEE-DEEP in the same stuff

Encouraged, our expired business man asks about door#3 - once inside, there's still MORE people - they're only ANKLE-DEEP in the same stuff, and they're standing around talking and drinking tea :thumbsup:

Looks like a No-Brainer to Mr. Business man, so he immediately tells Satan "Door#3, no question!!"
The door slams shut, and Satan's voice reverberates thru the brimstone, (Insert previous "punch line" here )

There; don't say I didn't WARN ya - Y'all have a good weekend... Steve

 

[Xfaxman]

Groan , but thanks.

 

[Big Barn]

No groans from me. I quite LIKED that one.

 

[dragoneggs]

I guess I'm slow... I am still looking for door #4.

 

[Gem99ultra]

I went to Lowes yesterday just so I could look at the dishwasher's height and underneath at the adjustable feet and see whats what, but theirs are under mock up counters so I couldn't get a good look at whats underneath. So after that I stopped at local appliance store to see if I could get more intel but they wanted to celebrate veterans day yesterday to, maybe I'll have to try again, until then I'll try to get some intel on here, it's working already, I'm already getting nervous.

What I read and watched on youtube sofar is it's suppose to be level, well if there adjustable feet in back and on front, once in place how does one adjust the feet or if I took them out, get them back in, so's to get the washer level-ish?

Wonder if my wife would be just as happy with a frying pan for Christmas.......................

We just bought and installed a new replacement dishwasher. And of course, had the same concerns. As it turns out we slid the dishwasher into the opening, adjusted the front two feet for height and level. The back feet are connected to each other and the adjustment is from the front with a single rod going to the back. The fear of not being able to adjust the back while inside the opening was all for naught.

 

[Oldpath05]

OK, there've been a couple requests for "the rest of the joke", one being from my "elder"; so it's possible that this could over-ride Mrs. Bukit's request ("Please do NOT encourage the CRAZY man...")

Fair warning though; even tho there's no profanity, some parts are NOT for the squeamish - if that's YOU, and your curiosity STILL gets the better of you, it's NOT my problem :laughing:
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

A more than slightly aggressive business man finally reaches the end of his time on Earth, and not surprisingly ends up in "the OTHER place" - he's met by Mr. Evil hisself, every bit as scary as advertised...

Satan shows him 3 doors, labeled 1, 2, and 3 - he's told he gets to CHOOSE, and that in all fairness, he gets to PREVIEW what's behind each door before he chooses - but ONCE HE CHOOSES, IT'S FOREVER...

That sounds fair, so he opens door#1 - inside, he sees some REALLY unhappy looking people standing CHIN-DEEP in raw sewage, and a couple of Demons in speedboats, racing around making big wakes - needless to say, he IMMEDIATELY requests to see door#2...

Behind door#2, there's MORE unhappy people, but they're only KNEE-DEEP in the same stuff

Encouraged, our expired business man asks about door#3 - once inside, there's still MORE people - they're only ANKLE-DEEP in the same stuff, and they're standing around talking and drinking tea :thumbsup:

Looks like a No-Brainer to Mr. Business man, so he immediately tells Satan "Door#3, no question!!"
The door slams shut, and Satan's voice reverberates thru the brimstone, (Insert previous "punch line" here )

There; don't say I didn't WARN ya - Y'all have a good weekend... Steve

I always had trouble with log jokes because of my short attention span I never get them, read it twice and still what, maybe it's a true story........

Two blonds were at a lake, one was getting a sun tan, the other blond was across the lake hollering, How do I get to the other side of the lake? The blond that was getting a sun tan hollered back, YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LAKE.

Now for the more educated people>>>>>>Why'd the turkey cross the road??????????

 

[Oldpath05]

We just bought and installed a new replacement dishwasher. And of course, had the same concerns. As it turns out we slid the dishwasher into the opening, adjusted the front two feet for height and level. The back feet are connected to each other and the adjustment is from the front with a single rod going to the back. The fear of not being able to adjust the back while inside the opening was all for naught.

I chicken out this year, just didn't want to take the chance of having to rip out cupboards that has a granite counter top because of the added on floor which left a 33-1/8" opening.

Are you saying that you have a added on floor and what model did you get that has the adjustment on front with a rod going to the back feet? Maybe all dishwashers have adjustment on front for the back feet, after some more latter on investigation I'll a temp it next year.

 

[Oldpath05]

I hear the N West is having great weather now, good for doing outside house work, calm winds, no rain, bright sunshine, temperature around 70*, must be getting alot of outside work done ayuh?

 

[dragoneggs]

I hear the N West is having great weather now, good for doing outside house work, calm winds, no rain, bright sunshine, temperature around 70*, must be getting alot of outside work done ayuh?

Surely you are joking?