Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics)

[k0ua]

I've always liked "He's dead, Jim!" (some anonymous script writer for Star Trek)
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And more Dr McCoy witticisms: "Jim, I am a doctor not a miracle worker!"

 

[texasjohn]

A saying I invented: "If you can't find it, you don't own it!" There's lots of stuff I don't own...and, it's just like Xmas when I find it!!

Sooo true texasjohn, but in my case I'd have to add "and being able to find them WHEN you need them.":thumbsup:
To oldpilgrim: A simple greeting that turns into a conversation that makes the other party have to think! That will make them use common sense, if they have any to show.:laughing: Thanks for posting your affiliate badges, as my NRA is due soon. What are the first 2? 445A

 

[Sodo]

A saying I invented: "If you can't find it, you don't own it!" There's lots of stuff I don't own...and, it's just like Xmas when I find it!!

What about when you find the original after buying a new one? :duh:

 

[445A]

oldpilgrim: Thank you for your service to this country. I have the utmost respect for all that have/are serving. I just lost my best friend in high school. He joined the Marines right after graduation, and ended up retiring out and joining the Air Force, and drawing retirement from there as well. I never thanked him, but I sure wish I would have. 445A

 

[oldpilgrim]

You're welcome. Sorry about your friend.

 

[445A]

A saying I invented: "If you can't find it, you don't own it!" There's lots of stuff I don't own...and, it's just like Xmas when I find it!!

More of your hilarious wisdom, texasjohn.:laughing: Here is an oxymoron I made up a few years ago: NICE PRIUS . Kind of reminds me of: RAP MUSIC Oh just thought of a new one: HONEST POLITICIAN Hope I don't get in trouble for that one. How about: POOR LAWYER No harm meant, just funnen wit ya! 445A

 

[445A]

I've always liked "He's dead, Jim!"

"Jim, I am a doctor not a miracle worker!"[

I believe this was the quote from Scotty. ... captain, I'm given her all she can take. Cool TREK trivia yeah 445A

 

[Buggs67]

"The road to **** is paved with good intentions" My father
[edit] really we can't say he-double-hockey-sticks?[edit]

 

[Industrial Toys]

I have not failed.

I have just found ten thousand ways that didn't work.

Thomas Eddison

 

[oosik]

From my mother - "If you can't say something nice about a person, don't say anything at all."