Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics)

   / Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics) #51  
Under a big pile of poop you'll find a pony.
 
   / Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics) #53  
When asked if I would "LIKE" such and suches voice mail, I always respond: I would rather poke myself in the eye with a sharp stick.
 
   / Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics) #55  
Epitaph on a tombstone I once saw..."See, I told you I was sick".
 
   / Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics) #56  
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   / Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics) #58  
One of my Dad's favorites: "It's not what you want that makes you fat, it's what you get"!
 
   / Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics) #59  
If you don't have time to do it right the first time, when will you find time to fix it right the second time? My response to Pa was I needed to get it done so I could finish xxxx.
 
   / Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics) #60  
In the 50's after dinner Dad used bathroom off of living room. Mom walked in disgusted, brought back pine scented spray. When she left Dad says "Now it smells like somebody sh*t in the woods".
 

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