FloridaMan Strikes Again! (This time with a tractor. And a Log.)

[/pine]

Is there something bad in the water down there? (like parasites that eat the brain?)

No, it's probably just a couple of the millions of uncouth, uneducated, low IQ idiot and former snowbird yankees from one or more of the typical northern states (where they seem to never learn how to drive) and have moved to Florida...so they can tell everyone how they "did it" up north...!...it's like magnets repelling...

 

[Diggin It]

I'm wondering if it was Pit Log. We know it wasn't leashed.



There are two other FloridaMan stories in the news today, but neither is TBN material.

 

[ruffdog]

No, it's probably just a couple of the millions of uncouth, uneducated, low IQ idiot and former snowbird yankees from one or more of the typical northern states (where they seem to never learn how to drive) and have moved to Florida...so they can tell everyone how they "did it" up north...!...it's like magnets repelling...

Funny....we would only use the log for firewood, not waste it.:cool2:

 

[Howling]

Another log attack.

A driver is rescued alive after his car is impaled by logs from a truck - CNN

This one leaned down and attacked the logs with his car.

 

[Jstpssng]

Is this the same guy that chased his neighbor with a tractor last year?

My first thought, also.

No, it's probably just a couple of the millions of uncouth, uneducated, low IQ idiot and former snowbird yankees from one or more of the typical northern states (where they seem to never learn how to drive) and have moved to Florida...so they can tell everyone how they "did it" up north...!...it's like magnets repelling...

Now tell us what you really think!

If we just had sensible log laws, this kind of thing would be prevented.

Perhaps a childproof lock on chainsaws and tractors is in order... also a background check and 30 day waiting period before buying either.

 

[groundcover]

And there is no reason for the general public to own a high capacity grapple!

 

[wwdiii]

I am sure glad I don't have a log in this fight.

 

[Diggin It]

I wonder if it was a sawed off log.

 

[k0ua]

I wonder if it was a sawed off log.

OWWW... good one!

 

[CobyRupert]

No, it's probably just a couple of the millions of uncouth, uneducated, low IQ idiot and former snowbird yankees from one or more of the typical northern states (where they seem to never learn how to drive) and have moved to Florida...so they can tell everyone how they "did it" up north...!...it's like magnets repelling...

...but a couple of those uncoth, uneducated, low IQ idiot Yankees could probably google why "FloridaMan" is a internet phenomena:

"..freedom of information laws in Florida make it easier for journalists to obtain information about arrests from the police than in other states and that this is responsible for the large number of news articles."
Florida Man - Wikipedia