FloridaMan Strikes Again! (This time with a tractor. And a Log.)

   / FloridaMan Strikes Again! (This time with a tractor. And a Log.) #11  
Is there something bad in the water down there? (like parasites that eat the brain?)

No, it's probably just a couple of the millions of uncouth, uneducated, low IQ idiot and former snowbird yankees from one or more of the typical northern states (where they seem to never learn how to drive) and have moved to Florida...so they can tell everyone how they "did it" up north...!...it's like magnets repelling...
 
   / FloridaMan Strikes Again! (This time with a tractor. And a Log.)
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#12  
I'm wondering if it was Pit Log. We know it wasn't leashed.



There are two other FloridaMan stories in the news today, but neither is TBN material.
 
   / FloridaMan Strikes Again! (This time with a tractor. And a Log.) #13  
No, it's probably just a couple of the millions of uncouth, uneducated, low IQ idiot and former snowbird yankees from one or more of the typical northern states (where they seem to never learn how to drive) and have moved to Florida...so they can tell everyone how they "did it" up north...!...it's like magnets repelling...

Funny....we would only use the log for firewood, not waste it.:cool2:
 
   / FloridaMan Strikes Again! (This time with a tractor. And a Log.) #15  
Is this the same guy that chased his neighbor with a tractor last year?
My first thought, also.

No, it's probably just a couple of the millions of uncouth, uneducated, low IQ idiot and former snowbird yankees from one or more of the typical northern states (where they seem to never learn how to drive) and have moved to Florida...so they can tell everyone how they "did it" up north...!...it's like magnets repelling...
Now tell us what you really think! :D

If we just had sensible log laws, this kind of thing would be prevented.
Perhaps a childproof lock on chainsaws and tractors is in order... also a background check and 30 day waiting period before buying either.
 
   / FloridaMan Strikes Again! (This time with a tractor. And a Log.) #16  
And there is no reason for the general public to own a high capacity grapple!
 
   / FloridaMan Strikes Again! (This time with a tractor. And a Log.)
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#18  
I wonder if it was a sawed off log.
 
   / FloridaMan Strikes Again! (This time with a tractor. And a Log.) #20  
No, it's probably just a couple of the millions of uncouth, uneducated, low IQ idiot and former snowbird yankees from one or more of the typical northern states (where they seem to never learn how to drive) and have moved to Florida...so they can tell everyone how they "did it" up north...!...it's like magnets repelling...

...but a couple of those uncoth, uneducated, low IQ idiot Yankees could probably google why "FloridaMan" is a internet phenomena:

"..freedom of information laws in Florida make it easier for journalists to obtain information about arrests from the police than in other states and that this is responsible for the large number of news articles."
Florida Man - Wikipedia
 

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