Murphy's Laws of Tractors

   / Murphy's Laws of Tractors #112  
A snow blower is also a great leaf blower for lazy folks.

It's also a great way to get rid of frozen dog turds in winter, assuming that you have enough land to do so. At least that's what a friend told me.... :rolleyes:
 
   / Murphy's Laws of Tractors #113  
The one day of the year that you decide to load the tractor on the trailer and haul it along to work with plans to leave early and spend the afternoon brush hogging trails on your hunting grounds, is also the one day that you come out of a turn to find 3 deer just standing in the middle of your lane with the real deer in the headlights look! Thank God one went left and two went right at the last second because even the mighty Duramax and trailer brakes weren't gonna stop this tractor from having back straps for breakfast.
 
   / Murphy's Laws of Tractors #114  
Done this multiple times... forgetting that my chainsaw and stuff is in the bucket on the way to the task at hand and take a scoop of dirt and crap along the way to tidy the path up a bit. :mur:
 
   / Murphy's Laws of Tractors #115  
Done this multiple times... forgetting that my chainsaw and stuff is in the bucket on the way to the task at hand and take a scoop of dirt and crap along the way to tidy the path up a bit. :mur:

I learned that one very quickly. I don't carry anything in the bucket that isn't going to get dumped. It's a pain sometimes but nowhere near as painful as spending the next 4 hours driving to town and deciding what your next chainsaw is going to be, without even having the chance to shop around. The saw I chose turned out to be a complete mistake... obviously made by an Irishman on the morning shift following St Patrick's day after getting dumped by his girlfriend who also took his dog and tractor . Did I mention the saw was a piece of junk?
 
   / Murphy's Laws of Tractors #116  
That part that you are prying against or beating on with a hammer, is made out of cast, and will break... and will not be cheap.
 
   / Murphy's Laws of Tractors #117  
Your mower will find the bolt eventuality, no worries :rolleyes:

Last summer my neighbor found the perfect magnet for a lost bolt: a loaded tire!
 
   / Murphy's Laws of Tractors #118  
You will walk out to your tractor, get on it, only to realize you forgot the key to start it.
 
   / Murphy's Laws of Tractors #119  
You will walk out to your tractor, get on it, only to realize you forgot the key to start it.
Wait....? The key comes out of it? I've never even thought of trying to remove it! Why would you take the key out? You have thieves out in the farm?

Where we live, all vehicles and equipment have keys in them. I've always said that if you need to drive out here to steal my stuff, you must need it more than me and I've got good insurance.

I'd kind of like it if my B2650 were stolen, I would go buy a large L or an MX with heated and cooled cab!
 
   / Murphy's Laws of Tractors #120  
Wait....? The key comes out of it? I've never even thought of trying to remove it! Why would you take the key out? You have thieves out in the farm?

Where we live, all vehicles and equipment have keys in them. I've always said that if you need to drive out here to steal my stuff, you must need it more than me and I've got good insurance.

I'd kind of like it if my B2650 were stolen, I would go buy a large L or an MX with heated and cooled cab!
Most insurance won't cover theft if the key is in it...
 

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