user.69169
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We back to Sears & Roebuck & Put on de shopping list times way I see it. Amazoom got whole bunch of addicts, don't matter to me. I still got list on ice box door, ice box electric now, take something out I want to replace I put on list for when I go to Wegman store. Store is bigger den town where I grew up, I get der bout once every 10 days.
Now over der on SummerComer Acres its whole different world. Dey got ruts from delivery trucks and 4 x 4 vehicles to get thru ruts fer dem 6 trips a day to de corner store. Dey even hung paper on bulletin board at store fer unhappy customers want store to deliver. Can't get nothing done cause dey constantly on road for item by item. Pure addiction, but dey cute and fun.
FedEx employee 000,001 man named Fred Smith. Fred wrote whole plan for FedEx, didn't have name tho back den and brilliant professor of dullardry not only gave Fred F, he tore Fred up in front of Class fer learnin nothin.
Fred started wid plan, some borrowed money, few other know nothing Air Force trained pilots and a few rented Lear Jets and bunch of leased vans. Wasn't able to get Authority from Government for a while to fly anything bigger, and Big Brown made plenty campaign donations to keep Fred from getting Authority. Took a while but Fred got Authority and Big Brown realaized dey screwed up and der air service stunk like brown color dey painted trucks.
Fred fights to win, so while whippin brown butt in de air, Fred who too dumb to pass college course mighta suggested Roadway Express who had Authority stretch it from just LTL to package delivery since Railway Express crappin out. Roadway did and sold package routes to contractors to keep Union out dat part of business. Contractors pick and deliver and Roadway carry city to city. Roadway got caught up in de Bankruptcy scam same lawyers who busted out KMart and swiped pensions set up and was bout to go tires up across auction block.
Fred writes 1 check and buys Roadway complete. Freight side becomes FedEx Freight. Package side becomes FedEx Ground wid orange lettering instead of purple.
Big war breaks out in shipping wid Post Office jumpin back in wid standard size Priority boxes all machine sortable and even machine loadable. Salesmen from Post Office, UPS and FedEx get about price cutting to gain volume for der system. Post Office switch to optical character reader from bar code and cut deeper cause dey got lower handling cost. UPS locked hard into bar codes. Fred lets PostOffice debug OCR and den makes switch to both OCR & Bar code after hiring men retiring from Post Office who know system. Fred opens up FedEx Home Delivery. Sells franchises for dang near every city after Amazoom signs long contract. Home Delivery completely NonUnion. FedEx Freight OTR drivers happy to pull box full of Home Delivery packages.
Last I know Fred still comes to work in Memphis every day Monday - Friday. Fred reads his own email every day too and sends to appropriate assistant to handle. Fred still grinnin bout dat college professor.
Now over der on SummerComer Acres its whole different world. Dey got ruts from delivery trucks and 4 x 4 vehicles to get thru ruts fer dem 6 trips a day to de corner store. Dey even hung paper on bulletin board at store fer unhappy customers want store to deliver. Can't get nothing done cause dey constantly on road for item by item. Pure addiction, but dey cute and fun.
FedEx employee 000,001 man named Fred Smith. Fred wrote whole plan for FedEx, didn't have name tho back den and brilliant professor of dullardry not only gave Fred F, he tore Fred up in front of Class fer learnin nothin.
Fred started wid plan, some borrowed money, few other know nothing Air Force trained pilots and a few rented Lear Jets and bunch of leased vans. Wasn't able to get Authority from Government for a while to fly anything bigger, and Big Brown made plenty campaign donations to keep Fred from getting Authority. Took a while but Fred got Authority and Big Brown realaized dey screwed up and der air service stunk like brown color dey painted trucks.
Fred fights to win, so while whippin brown butt in de air, Fred who too dumb to pass college course mighta suggested Roadway Express who had Authority stretch it from just LTL to package delivery since Railway Express crappin out. Roadway did and sold package routes to contractors to keep Union out dat part of business. Contractors pick and deliver and Roadway carry city to city. Roadway got caught up in de Bankruptcy scam same lawyers who busted out KMart and swiped pensions set up and was bout to go tires up across auction block.
Fred writes 1 check and buys Roadway complete. Freight side becomes FedEx Freight. Package side becomes FedEx Ground wid orange lettering instead of purple.
Big war breaks out in shipping wid Post Office jumpin back in wid standard size Priority boxes all machine sortable and even machine loadable. Salesmen from Post Office, UPS and FedEx get about price cutting to gain volume for der system. Post Office switch to optical character reader from bar code and cut deeper cause dey got lower handling cost. UPS locked hard into bar codes. Fred lets PostOffice debug OCR and den makes switch to both OCR & Bar code after hiring men retiring from Post Office who know system. Fred opens up FedEx Home Delivery. Sells franchises for dang near every city after Amazoom signs long contract. Home Delivery completely NonUnion. FedEx Freight OTR drivers happy to pull box full of Home Delivery packages.
Last I know Fred still comes to work in Memphis every day Monday - Friday. Fred reads his own email every day too and sends to appropriate assistant to handle. Fred still grinnin bout dat college professor.