What's the name of a cheap, fat cigar?

[stuckmotor]

I need a cheap, fat cigar to provide smoke for a DIY leak detector. The clerk at the convenience store tried to sell me two for $22.00. I think if I knew a brand and model I might be able to get around the differences in how we speak English.

 

[MossRoad]

Smoke Centurion Smoke Detector Tester | 2.6 oz Aerosol Spray

 

[MossRoad]

HANSA SMOKE PELLETS for chimney/sewerage/ventilation tests 6PCS (15m/3) 4779619 | eBay

 

[Industrial Toys]

When I was fiftteen I smoked Century Sam Cigars. And Colt Cigarellos. Parents never said a word.

 

[user.69169]

Burlap sack & some drain oil get job done

Works on bees too

 

[Industrial Toys]

You mean cranky oil? lol

 

[user.69169]

You mean cranky oil? lol

Best you can find de crap drippin off gland on pumprod seal but don't think anybody pumpin where he is. What else works good is cattails from swamp, little oil get dem goin next to nothin put em out.

 

[Industrial Toys]

You wanna come up to the north and be part of some kind of survival community? Would feel blessed to have a man like you.

 

[user.69169]

You wanna come up to the north and be part of some kind of survival community? Would feel blessed to have a man like you.

Don't take as personal reflection on you, but dis Cajun never set foot in vile dominion called Canada. Might look dumb, but once burned is all dat gonna happen.

 

[Wagtail]

Don't take as personal reflection on you, but dis Cajun never set foot in vile dominion called Canada. Might look dumb, but once burned is all dat gonna happen.

Ah, c'mon... the expulsion happened in 1755-58.