Why me?

[goeduck]

Men do not understand anyone who can bleed for 5 days every month and does not die.

Women do not understand anyone with two heads and one brain.

 

[JethroB]

My sister has been with her farmer husband for over 50 years. She was a nurse before retirement. She will say, seemingly with pride, that she's never been on a tractor. My BIL seems fine with it, it's his refuge. When she gets on a tear he says - "I have to go check on the cows."

 

[Steppenwolfe]

Very wise words Mo.

On the other hand, my wife can't back out of our garage in a straight line. Does she know she is an awful driver?

No... she doesn't; she is an excellent driver, and you are an inferior Being for not knowing that...

 

[Steppenwolfe]

I used to work with a guy that was an avid pool player. He informed me that professional pool competitions are segregated by gender. This struck me as odd, since I don't think it's a very physical game. He claimed that men have a superior innate ability to visualize the angles required for the various shots. It wouldn't be too much of a stretch to expand that to driving.

Good luck with that one... :thumbsup:

 

[Big Barn]

Yeah, totally, it's your fault. You should own better equipment. Now is your chance to put a solar roof on your Ute so it will never run down.

I'm a smile sweetly and "Yes dear" kind of guy. It pays dividends for me. I'm sure that she knows that she owes you double. One for toasting the battery, and two for not having managed to turn the Ute and float around in the first place.

The toasted battery might be a good excuse for a fancy charger. Just saying...

Sorry about the grief and the absolutely cactus battery. Personally, I hate losing batteries.

All the best,

Peter

What is a cactus battery? A sealed one that never needs water?

 

[drssg]

My sister has been with her farmer husband for over 50 years. She was a nurse before retirement. She will say, seemingly with pride, that she's never been on a tractor. My BIL seems fine with it, it's his refuge. When she gets on a tear he says - "I have to go check on the cows."

That sounds like a solid plan to me. Some of the biggest fights I've had with my wife were related to her mowing on our SCUT. She operates it like she's on a bulldozer, and she repeatedly breaks things with no remorse.

I finally had to back off and take a "you broke it, you fix it" approach. After several extended periods in the shop, she has been losing interest in mowing, which is fine with me.

 

[JethroB]

That sounds like a solid plan to me. Some of the biggest fights I've had with my wife were related to her mowing on our SCUT. She operates it like she's on a bulldozer, and she repeatedly breaks things with no remorse.

I finally had to back off and take a "you broke it, you fix it" approach. After several extended periods in the shop, she has been losing interest in mowing, which is fine with me.

Reminds me of being a teenager. Have an argument with Mama and she'd say go mow the yard (Murray 20") to get me out of her hair. But her flower beds were my revenge.

 

[Industrial Toys]

My Lady friend is so afraid of damaging my stuff that it's hard to get her to do certain jobs. She is even on MY case about me possibly breaking something.

Funny, know a guy that is a mans man, but constantly whipped by his wife nevertheless. Met him unexpectedly at another friends yesterday. He had come down from up north in a snow storm pulling a small trailer and apparently his wife bitching all the way that he was going too fast. Eventually he exploded and told her to shut the f#$$ up.

We thought he had left and ten minutes later he comes back in. He had cut the entrance too sharp and was stuck at the entance, wife in the car! That would have been a long (silent) drive back home.

 

[Citydude]

No... she doesn't; she is an excellent driver, and you are an inferior Being for not knowing that...

It was a joke. Lighten up Karen.

 

[Jstpssng]

What is a cactus battery? A sealed one that never needs water?

I believe that it's the same as toast.

 

[bunyip]

Cactus, toast, recent intimate experience, all the same thing, has shed its mortal coil.
SWMBO has trouble with our husqvarna ride on, after starting you have to turn the key back one notch or it will cut out when reversing with blades engaged, many times I hear the dying splutter in the distance followed by a phone call, it's been a few years now and after the cataract surgery the mower is a no go zone for me for a few weeks, it is however a source of mirth.

 

[goeduck]

He had cut the entrance too sharp and was stuck at the entance, wife in the car! That would have been a long (silent) drive back home.

I wish I could get the silent treatment when the wife is upset. No such luck at my place unless I go outside, put my hearing protection on and start up a piece of equipment.

 

[Hay Dude]

I wish I could get the silent treatment when the wife is upset. No such luck at my place unless I go outside, put my hearing protection on and start up a piece of equipment.

Bahahahahaha :laughing:
Yer killin me :laughing:

 

[Hay Dude]

It was a joke. Lighten up Karen.

Thats TOO FUNNY City Dude. And too apropos
You are like a stiletto knife when you want to be :rotfl:

 

[Industrial Toys]

Yeah, but when a woman is "silent" there is this DEADLY radiation. Far more harmfull than any any wordls could ever be. Unless they about your ****** performance. lol

 

[goeduck]

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband

 

[goeduck]

Now I wonder what happens in lesbian relationships. :confused3:

 

[Steppenwolfe]

It was a joke. Lighten up Karen.

Really??? No @$%&.... Wow, city attitude there, dude....

 

[Industrial Toys]

If you have humour between partners, there is some hope. Beyond that, I'm just plain sorry.

 

[ultrarunner]

My Lady friend is so afraid of damaging my stuff that it's hard to get her to do certain jobs. She is even on MY case about me possibly breaking something.

Funny, know a guy that is a mans man, but constantly whipped by his wife nevertheless. Met him unexpectedly at another friends yesterday. He had come down from up north in a snow storm pulling a small trailer and apparently his wife bitching all the way that he was going too fast. Eventually he exploded and told her to shut the f#$$ up.

We thought he had left and ten minutes later he comes back in. He had cut the entrance too sharp and was stuck at the entance, wife in the car! That would have been a long (silent) drive back home.

How do you recover from that?