Why me?

[bunyip]

Cactus, toast, recent intimate experience, all the same thing, has shed its mortal coil.
SWMBO has trouble with our husqvarna ride on, after starting you have to turn the key back one notch or it will cut out when reversing with blades engaged, many times I hear the dying splutter in the distance followed by a phone call, it's been a few years now and after the cataract surgery the mower is a no go zone for me for a few weeks, it is however a source of mirth.

 

[goeduck]

He had cut the entrance too sharp and was stuck at the entance, wife in the car! That would have been a long (silent) drive back home.

I wish I could get the silent treatment when the wife is upset. No such luck at my place unless I go outside, put my hearing protection on and start up a piece of equipment.

 

[Hay Dude]

I wish I could get the silent treatment when the wife is upset. No such luck at my place unless I go outside, put my hearing protection on and start up a piece of equipment.

Bahahahahaha :laughing:
Yer killin me :laughing:

 

[Hay Dude]

It was a joke. Lighten up Karen.

Thats TOO FUNNY City Dude. And too apropos
You are like a stiletto knife when you want to be :rotfl:

 

[Industrial Toys]

Yeah, but when a woman is "silent" there is this DEADLY radiation. Far more harmfull than any any wordls could ever be. Unless they about your sexual performance. lol

 

[goeduck]

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband

 

[goeduck]

Now I wonder what happens in lesbian relationships. :confused3:

 

[Steppenwolfe]

It was a joke. Lighten up Karen.

Really??? No @$%&.... Wow, city attitude there, dude....

 

[Industrial Toys]

If you have humour between partners, there is some hope. Beyond that, I'm just plain sorry.

 

[ultrarunner]

My Lady friend is so afraid of damaging my stuff that it's hard to get her to do certain jobs. She is even on MY case about me possibly breaking something.

Funny, know a guy that is a mans man, but constantly whipped by his wife nevertheless. Met him unexpectedly at another friends yesterday. He had come down from up north in a snow storm pulling a small trailer and apparently his wife bitching all the way that he was going too fast. Eventually he exploded and told her to shut the f#$$ up.

We thought he had left and ten minutes later he comes back in. He had cut the entrance too sharp and was stuck at the entance, wife in the car! That would have been a long (silent) drive back home.

How do you recover from that?