What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[goeduck]

Tastes like chicken

 

[Root Cause]

Some people are clueless. Then there is a sub-group that isn't even suspicious.

 

[Xfaxman]

In just two days from today, tomorrow will be yesterday.

 

[dnw64]

Tastes like chicken

According to some sources, chicken is just barely behind pork as the most consumed meat in the world. So, pretty good chance (about 35%) that it IS chicken. By the time you add alligator, iguana, scorpions, etc you probably do have a winner - more protein tastes like chicken than anything else...

 

[dnw64]

In just two days from today, tomorrow will be yesterday.

There are only two days in the year that nothing can be done. One is called Yesterday and the other is called Tomorrow. TODAY is the only day when anything can be done.

 

[goeduck]

According to some sources, chicken is just barely behind pork as the most consumed meat in the world.

Okay, Tastes like Porky Pig

Th-th-th-that's all, folks!

 

[BravoXray]

No matter where I go, there I am.

 

[goeduck]

Boy, I say Boy, you are about to exceed the limitations of my medication !

-Foghorn

 

[goeduck]

No matter how good the hand soap smells, never ever walk out of the restroom smelling your fingers....

..... Words to live by

 

[jyoutz]

There are various quotes or sayings that I have heard or read during the course of my life, that have captured my attention. Some of these have even influenced my life in some way. One of my favorites is: "What is Honor? Honor is what no man can give you, and what no man can take away. Honor is a man's gift to himself." What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

XX is not the sharpest tool in the shed.

 

[goeduck]

Aw, Phooey!

- Donald Duck

 

[2LaneCruzer]

That's all folks!

 

[HawkinsHollow]

"By failing to prepare, you prepare to fail."
Ben Franklin
But I have read somewhere that he did not say that. Who know, I like it though.

 

[goeduck]

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments

 

[dnw64]

XX is not the sharpest tool in the shed.

May have (hopefully!) already been posted:

Not the brightest bulb in the pack.
Not the sharpest pencil in the box
One brick shy of a load
Not pulling a full wagon
A few fries short of a Happy Meal
etc.

 

[Fuddy1952]

Probably already posted, but:
"Three things to remember when you get older: never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart"...Jack Nicholson

"I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER."...Groucho Marx

The great W.C.Fields...
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it."
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with ********."
"I don't drink water. Fish fuc* in it."
"Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her."
"A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money."
"I like children. If they're properly cooked."
"I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted."

 

[goeduck]

If it’s flipping hamburgers at McDonald’s, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft.

-Snoop

 

[2LaneCruzer]

May have (hopefully!) already been posted:

Not the brightest bulb in the pack.
Not the sharpest pencil in the box
One brick shy of a load
Not pulling a full wagon
A few fries short of a Happy Meal
etc.

"His cornbread ain't done in the middle".

 

[goeduck]

"His cornbread ain't done in the middle".

Never heard that one before.

 

[PILOON]

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.

As long as there are no hurricanes!