What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,352  
Don't let the bed bugs fight
My parents always said "Don't let the bedbugs bite"...

Reminds me of these two versions:
Dumb as a box of rocks.
Dumb as a box of frogs.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,353  
My parents always said "Don't let the bedbugs bite"...

Reminds me of these two versions:
Dumb as a box of rocks.
Dumb as a box of frogs.
And let's not forget

Dumb as a bag of hammers.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,354  
And let's not forget

Dumb as a bag of hammers.

Right, but I was reminded of sayings that could have been misunderstood due to regional dialects or the "telephone game" syndrome. Unlikely someone would get from "box of rocks" to "bag of hammers" though almost anything is possible with enough mind altering substance(s)...
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,355  
Staggerin' like a drunk bicycle.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,356  
Staggerin' like a drunk unicycle with a flat tire peddaled by a blind guy with Parkinsons.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,357  
Don't count your chickens before they cross the road
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,359  
"If you come to a fork in the road take it"
...Yogi Berra
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,360  
Like a wolf in cheap clothing.
 

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