What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[2LaneCruzer]

“There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by readin’. The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.”​

― Will Rogers

 

[dnw64]

Don't let the bed bugs fight

My parents always said "Don't let the bedbugs bite"...

Reminds me of these two versions:
Dumb as a box of rocks.
Dumb as a box of frogs.

 

[OldPaint]

My parents always said "Don't let the bedbugs bite"...

Reminds me of these two versions:
Dumb as a box of rocks.
Dumb as a box of frogs.

And let's not forget

Dumb as a bag of hammers.

 

[dnw64]

And let's not forget

Dumb as a bag of hammers.

Right, but I was reminded of sayings that could have been misunderstood due to regional dialects or the "telephone game" syndrome. Unlikely someone would get from "box of rocks" to "bag of hammers" though almost anything is possible with enough mind altering substance(s)...

 

[OldPaint]

Staggerin' like a drunk bicycle.

 

[Fuddy1952]

Staggerin' like a drunk unicycle with a flat tire peddaled by a blind guy with Parkinsons.

 

[goeduck]

Don't count your chickens before they cross the road

 

[Steppenwolfe]

Everything... is on it's way... to somewhere...

 

[Fuddy1952]

"If you come to a fork in the road take it"
...Yogi Berra

 

[goeduck]

Like a wolf in cheap clothing.