I just can't see this topic and not reply!
Remember Skat abrasive mechanic's hand soap? For you kids, like Lava soap with a high percentage of granite sand. I had to teach a low-IQ tenant how to disassemble and clean his kitchen sink trap after I couldn't get him to stop putting it down the kitchen sink. All the time. The abrasive is too heavy to flush down with running water. Or the time two women's boyfriends finished their sentences and moved in with them - terrorizing my other tenants. Like Ultrarunner, I could relate tenant stories for days.
Ok that's way back when I was journeyman Carpenter and bought rentals to clean up and operate. Operating them paid for grad school where I learned financial analysis, and realized selling the cleaned-up rentals and carrying the buyer's loan was a simpler way to earn passive income.
Fast forward 30 years and it was a stretch to buy out sister's half of this orchard when settling Dad's estate. So I rented the guest cabin here to college students to help restore my depleted savings. After a few years of wonderful tenants I got blindsided. A woman who was an author, not a student, and who hadn't disclosed that why she wanted to spend a year away from the city was: to not be distracted by scary men while she wrote the definitive Lesbian Women's Separatist Manifesto. You can imagine how that year went. I have gotten along great with the several female couples in the neighborhood, we share canned fruit etc, but this tenant was a nightmare. She would jump out of her skin when she saw me go outdoors. Starting the tractor terrorized her. One time a neighbor and I continued a conversation for a long time because she wouldn't walk past us back from the mailbox. She made it clear she didn't want me here. At the same time when I was away from the ranch, home in town, she would write me thoughtful letters about how her book was coming along, as if I were someone she trusted. In summary weird and half. The rising stock market restored my savings, so I haven't rented since that strange tenant experience.