You Know You Are Old When

[MossRoad]

Some people are sharp tongueed and there are others with Forked Tongue…

 

[scootr]

When coffee or water keeps going down the wrong pipe and you cough your head off for ten minutes....

 

[MossRoad]

When coffee or water keeps going down the wrong pipe and you cough your head off for ten minutes....

Sometimes that can be a sign of something more serious.

 

[jjeff]

Being Very Hangry on one occasion Im still reminded of a particular argument with my wife at dinner, while scarfing down food like a old hoover vacuum I bit a chunk of my tongue off. Mind you my mouth is now filling with blood dripping out of the side every time I opened it, Instead of the usual understanding and compassion she exemplifies she laughed and said I deserved that, which I did.

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

You know you are getting old when you cut your tongue while brushing your teeth. I still haven't figured out how that happened but somehow I must have bitten it.

I do that and wear dentures

 

[JethroB]

You know you are getting old when you cut your tongue while brushing your teeth. I still haven't figured out how that happened but somehow I must have bitten it.

I recently did it while sneezing. . Ouch

 

[Alan46]

I recently did it while sneezing. . Ouch

When was the last time you had your teeth filed down?

 

[scootr]

When was the last time you had your teeth filed down?

Getting long in the tooth

 

[Sigarms]

You watch TV commercials at night and you have no clue what in the heck they are selling and you have to ask your wife what is the product for.

Saw this in the paper today, at least I know what they are selling, and thankfully I don't need them yet but....I wouldn't buy this brand because I'm wondering why the frick they have a dog wearing glasses with the guy!

Good TV commercials are getting hard to come by...

 

[ultrarunner]

You watch TV commercials at night and you have no clue what in the heck they are selling and you have to ask your wife what is the product for.

Saw this in the paper today, at least I know what they are selling, and thankfully I don't need them yet but....I wouldn't buy this brand because I'm wondering why the frick they have a dog wearing glasses with the guy!

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Good TV commercials are getting hard to come by...

Yep as viewership declines...

Been at least 6 months since I turned on the TV...

Once you step away and come back the stream of commercials is glaring.

Somewhere I read the big automakers are foregoing Superbowl ads...

Remember when people actually wanted to watch Budweiser Superbowl spots and they had some great ones...