You Know You Are Old When

[airbiscuit]

My Dad used to say

"You can't trust anyone any more. The other day, I trusted my a$$ to a fart, and I $hit my pants"

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

Walmart

 

[Sigarms]

Given so of the outfits you can see at Walmart, I actually find that one less disturbing....

 

[Topzide]

Walmart View attachment 1704417

Sharted! It happens.

 

[garry1p]

OUCH
That stinks

 

[bigtiller]

It's a common accident with people suffering with Crohn's disease.

 

[BravoXray]

I wonder what he's shopping for?
Underwear, shorts and baby wipes, I hope.

 

[airbiscuit]

Pressure Washer

 

[MossRoad]

The ones we had didn't have a plastic clip for attaching the wing to the body. Instead, it has a curved slit thru the body, and you'd slide the wing thru it. It was actually a nice design, because it gave the wing a shape that seemed to improve lift.

They seem to run $3/ea now, when bought in packs of 5 or 6 planes. I couldn't find the ones we had recently, with the curved wing slot, but they were very similar to these.

Amazon.com

Yeah, I've had all sorts of different models.

 

[Mendonsy]

You know you are old when you go to a lab for blood tests and the receptionist and nurse both greet you by your first name.

 

[garry1p]

YKYO if you remember when "STEREO" records first came out?
I was in the AF in NC when we visited relatives , they had a brand new RCA stereo record player, it came with a stereo demo that was awesome.
It wasn't long after radio stations were playing music in stereo.

 

[ultrarunner]

YKYO if you remember when "STEREO" records first came out?
I was in the AF in NC when we visited relatives , they had a brand new RCA stereo record player, it came with a stereo demo that was awesome.
It wasn't long after radio stations were playing music in stereo.

Later 4 channel receivers/players and then TV had stereo sound.

 

[sixdogs]

YKYO if you remember when "STEREO" records first came out?
I was in the AF in NC when we visited relatives , they had a brand new RCA stereo record player, it came with a stereo demo that was awesome.
It wasn't long after radio stations were playing music in stereo.

I remember the free sample stereo records that came as tear-outs in magazines. Neat idea.

 

[DarkBlack]

You know you’re old when you can remember when government could finish counting votes on Election Day.

 

[jmc]

Guys know they're old when they take reading material into the bathroom to take a leak.

 

[Willman]

I remember the free sample stereo records that came as tear-outs in magazines. Neat idea.

On cereal boxes too

 

[WinterDeere]

Guys know they're old when they take reading material into the bathroom to take a leak.

Had an older buddy at work with old-man prostate troubles, when I was in my 30's. We used to count how many younger guys would relieve themselves in the time he'd spend at the urinal, and it'd be normal to see 3-4 pass him, without even intentionally trying to embarrass the guy.

He once told me, "getting old is having to take a leak, while you're taking a leak."

 

[Sigarms]

Guys know they're old when they take reading material into the bathroom to take a leak.

FIL got me one years ago as a Christmas present. Great book to leave on the hopper...

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Annual

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Annual Books by Bathroom Readers' Institute - Learn about the Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Annual Books: New Releases, upcoming books, video, excerpts and special features

www.simonandschuster.com

 

[MossRoad]

FIL got me one years ago as a Christmas present. Great book to leave on the hopper...

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Annual

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Annual Books by Bathroom Readers' Institute - Learn about the Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Annual Books: New Releases, upcoming books, video, excerpts and special features

www.simonandschuster.com

We've had several over the years.

 

[masscity]

Just saw it on Facebook, an old clip of Red Skelton on the Johnny Carson show. Johnny asked Red how he gets going in the

morning. Red said I open my eyes and if don't see candles or smell flowers I get up and have some coffee.