Moving a young raccoon

   / Moving a young raccoon #211  
Coon came back and started raiding the feral cat food feeder again...and as mentioned previously, thankfully, it's been more than 3 years since we've seen any coons.

I told (no, kindly asked!) my wife to count to 30 and then open the backdoor to the deck where the coon was heads down in the cat feeder.

I slipped out the frontdoor with the 12 gauge and went around to the side of the house to wait in ambush...27...28...29...30...

It came running around the corner of the house and then paused to look back to see if my wife was following...then it saw me and took off running again, and that critter was fast!

Homeowner: 1
Raiding Coon: 0

You could always call some coon hunters, but they might sleep in your bed. 😝 😁
 
   / Moving a young raccoon #212  
Coon came back and started raiding the feral cat food feeder again...and as mentioned previously, thankfully, it's been more than 3 years since we've seen any coons.

I told (no, kindly asked!) my wife to count to 30 and then open the backdoor to the deck where the coon was heads down in the cat feeder.

I slipped out the frontdoor with the 12 gauge and went around to the side of the house to wait in ambush...27...28...29...30...

It came running around the corner of the house and then paused to look back to see if my wife was following...then it saw me and took off running again, and that critter was fast!

Homeowner: 1
Raiding Coon: 0
That story reminds me of a co-worker that put out a bird feeder and then shot the birds that weren't the species that he liked.
 
   / Moving a young raccoon #213  
That story reminds me of a co-worker that put out a bird feeder and then shot the birds that weren't the species that he liked.
Back in high school, I ended up at a house party thrown by three teenage girls whose parents had gone away for a week, and left them home alone. I'm standing in the kitchen swilling whatever crappy beer we managed to get, reading the list of chores their mother had left stuck to the kitchen cabinet before going away, and one of them was "shoot crows off rear deck". :D
 
   / Moving a young raccoon #214  
Back in high school, I ended up at a house party thrown by three teenage girls whose parents had gone away for a week, and left them home alone. I'm standing in the kitchen swilling whatever crappy beer we managed to get, reading the list of chores their mother had left stuck to the kitchen cabinet before going away, and one of them was "shoot crows off rear deck". :D
I am aghast! Consuming alcohol is illegal until you are 21. What kind of horrible delinquent were you? ;)
 
   / Moving a young raccoon #215  
That story reminds me of a co-worker that put out a bird feeder and then shot the birds that weren't the species that he liked.
My father had a nerf gun which he used to shoot at the window next to the bird feeder, to scare off one species which otherwise chased off all of the other birds.
 
   / Moving a young raccoon #216  
I had to tell my wife that feeding cats on the back porch draws unwanted critters. She continued until meeting a racoon at the back door. I quietly enjoyed the moment until she told me that I needed to shoot it.
The few good nature lovers feeding bears are causing bears to be put down.
If there is nothing to eat they will move on.
 
   / Moving a young raccoon #218  
I am aghast! Consuming alcohol is illegal until you are 21. What kind of horrible delinquent were you? ;)
Enough of one, that if my too-good son ever manages to get into some mischeif, I'm going to have to resist a natural inclination to give him an atta-boy, instead of punishing him. :D
 
   / Moving a young raccoon #219  
Enough of one, that if my too-good son ever manages to get into some mischeif, I'm going to have to resist a natural inclination to give him an atta-boy, instead of punishing him. :D
I came home from a weekend of debauchery in high school to find out the girl I had spent the weekend with, her mother had called my mother.
As my mother was reading me the riot act my father, a concentration camp survivor, all around tough guy that nobody dared mess with is standing behind her winking and giving me the thumbs up.
I started to smile and this just enraged my mother.
As she turned around and saw my father's actions she just clammed up and walked away shaking her head.
Nothing more was ever said.
The girl ended up married to a church minister.:ROFLMAO:
 
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I had to tell my wife that feeding cats on the back porch draws unwanted critters. She continued until meeting a racoon at the back door. I quietly enjoyed the moment until she told me that I needed to shoot it.
The few good nature lovers feeding bears are causing bears to be put down.
If there is nothing to eat they will move on.
I'm blessed in the fact that my wife is smarter and a better person than myself. Before I take a firearm outside to dispose of a critter, generally we talk about the situation first (although my wife and I are very different people, we have the same core values).

If you told you wife feeding cats on the back porch draws unwanted critters but she didn't head your advice, and then draws unwanted critters she doesn't like that you warned her about, well, if it were my wife, I'd tell her to shoot the critters herself.

Doesn't sound like your wife has much common sense.
 

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