You Know You Are Old When

   / You Know You Are Old When #4,981  
Borrowed my great neighbor’s saw
I've heard of great grandmothers, great grandfathers, great aunts, and great uncles. Yet this is the first tine that I've ever heard of a great neighbor. Is that somebody who also lived next to your parents and grandparents? :cool:

I'd not be admitting to the "many" scootr! :p We've all done it once, maybe even twice... but you're supposed to learn to stop putting things on tires after that.
LIke putting the chain on backwards? :rolleyes:
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #4,982  
You're old when you're scratching your head on how this "art" can be worth 50 million dollars :ROFLMAO:
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   / You Know You Are Old When #4,983  
You sound like my buddy who is retired, but still farming, years ago he was with his tractor out in the disced field and he borrowed two of my wrenches. Within minutes he had lost my two wrenches and his pipe wrench. He found my wrenches, but not his pipe wrench.
If you have ever tried to find something lost while discing you know how lucky your friend was. ;)
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #4,986  
Looked up and my Kubota was missing the fuel cap...I back tracked and luckily found it.

Now I put the fuel cap on the seat of the tractor when refueling. Easy to spot and I haven't sat down on it...yet!
I was told this as a kid so take it for what it's worth.

My grandparents lost the fuel cap to one of their cars back in the 70's. They went to the dealer for a new one and the dealer sold them an unvented cap instead of a vented one. The story I remember is that their fuel tank collapsed and the dealer had to replace it.
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #4,987  
Maybe you have to see it in person... ;)

🙃
Don't think so.

If I remember correctly, the last time we took our boys to DC, we stopped at the Hirshhorn museum of modern art. I was walking towards a trash can outside the museum throwing away some trash from food we picked up earlier. My wife had to inform me that the "trash can" I was walking to was actually a piece of artwork. Oops...

Don't get me wrong, I can kind of understand Pollack's work , but I'd never even put a $10 print of his in my home. I'm too much like my dad LOL

I still remember this one in the "art" world...

 
   / You Know You Are Old When #4,988  
Looked up and my Kubota was missing the fuel cap...I back tracked and luckily found it.

Now I put the fuel cap on the seat of the tractor when refueling. Easy to spot and I haven't sat down on it...yet!
I'm the typical absent-minded scientist, and learned many years ago when telling myself I'd remember something, "you're not that good." So to compensate for my constant distraction, I do exactly as you describe here, put some critical last part required to operate the machine right on the seat or place it with the keey required to start the machine.

I extend this to nearly everything in life, such as placing my car key with some object I need to remember to take on my next trip, it's really the only way I can manage.

In a sadly too-common display of my normal distractedness, I auto-piloted 25 minutes (50 minutes round trip) to my son's school over the weekend to pick him up late one night after working all day, when I got a text "event is over". Sadly, he wasn't at his school... no one was. He was at another school just 3 minutes from our house. I should've put a note with the name of the school he was actually at on my truck key. :ROFLMAO:
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #4,989  
Don't think so.

If I remember correctly, the last time we took our boys to DC, we stopped at the Hirshhorn museum of modern art. I was walking towards a trash can outside the museum throwing away some trash from food we picked up earlier. My wife had to inform me that the "trash can" I was walking to was actually a piece of artwork. Oops...

Don't get me wrong, I can kind of understand Pollack's work , but I'd never even put a $10 print of his in my home. I'm too much like my dad LOL

I still remember this one in the "art" world...

My mom was an abstract artist. I had to beg her to paint me a 'normal' picture of flowers in a vase. :ROFLMAO: She did. It's beautiful. She also drew and painted very nice pictures of our wedding centerpiece flower arrangements. Also, one time I was sick and home from school, maybe 6 years old, and she took an old cardboard box, cut it open to a flat, life-size piece same size as me, and in about 5 minutes painted a picture of me. I still have all of those and cherish them.

The problem with growing up with an abstract artist parent is you have no idea what the artwork is supposed to represent. Many times, it's supposed to represent whatever you see in it. However, if you ask them what it means to them, sometimes it's some dark scary place in their head that maybe they shouldn't have told you about. 😖 Once you hear that, you can't forget it.

Then you have to pass that piece of art in your house for a couple decades and each time you notice it, you think YIKES! :p

I hadn't seen any of her 'dark' works since 1995 when she passed away. One of my siblings had them all in storage. She passed away Jan 1 of this year. So we cleaned out her house and found hundreds of pieces of both of my parents' art. I looked at many of them with another sibling and we both said YIKES! 🙃

However, my kids loved them and wanted them, so we said heck yeah! Take whatever you want.

But we did not tell them what our mother said they meant to her. ;)
 
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