Worst oil change ever

[sunandsand]

I googled genesis, not a huge car, not a huge engine. My Duramax takes ten but I expect that from a diesel especially with how much accumulates in diesel waste oil. Any suggestions as to why so much for a relatively small engine? My om617 Merc only takes five as does my VW tdi just four, my JDs take three and a half? Is this to justify a ten thousand mile service interval? Does it drink a quart or two per change like BMWs do?

2008 MB M272 (3.5 liter gasoline v-6), 9 quarts, had a 1990 Audi V8Q, 3.6 liters, which took ten. I guess they figured if you were going to be doing 120 mph on the autobahn all day long you needed lots of oil. Neither one used oil but the Audi leaked like a sieve.

 

[Walter L]

Well if it makes you feel any better, when I had my brand new VW for the wife, took it to the dealer I bought from for an oil change and they put the hoist through the floor. Went through plastic belly pan and the metal floor. Only the carpet never ripped through.
They then blamed my wife saying she ran something over. They nor VW did ever come good for it. Cost me $1100 at a body shop.

Wow i hate to say this but you got screwed twice no way the oil pan should cost that much including labor.

 

[dh206]

I went to change the oil on my wife’s Genesis. It holds 9 quarts so I got my large plastic pan which holds 15+ quarts. Got the car up on the ramps, put the pan under and pulled the plug. All is well so far.

I crawl back under to put the plug back in after10 minutes or so and see about a quart of oil under the pan. Oh crap! THERE IS A CRACK IN THE BOTTOM OF THE PAN.

I go and get a piece of cardboard to slip under the pan so I don’t spread the oil out more than already done. Slide the pan out on the cardboard and realize there is no way to carry the pan with 8 quarts of oil plus hold the cardboard under it outside to the waste can.

OK, I’ll bring the waste can in, put it on the cardboard and pour the oil in.

Put the funnel in the can and start pouring. I get about half the oil in the can and THE FUNNEL FALLS OUT with about a half a quart of oil in it. Hits the floor and splashes oil 10’ in every direction. Oh crap 2!

I go to get the oil dry and find that I don’t have any, just have floor sweeping compound. I spread that around and it helps a little but not like oil dry.

Of course anything within 10’ is splashed with oil and will need to be cleaned separately.

Shoulda stood in bed this morning.

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"Mamma said there'd be days like this"

 

[OzarkChris]

I posted a thread ~ 2 years ago when my tractor blew a hydraulic line on a freshly paved asphalt driveway (figures). It left a 150’ long x 1’ wide stain.
I put kitty litter on the stream of hydraulic fluid, removed the KL that soaked up oil, and kept adding more fresh KL every few weeks. I also pulverized the KL into a finer dust with a stiff broom with each application.
2 years later and the stain has completely disappeared.

Seems to me the easier thing to do is have another leak, and another until all the asphalt is the same color!

 

[Ceckert64]

Hopefully no more future spills, but in the event you ever do need a great way to clean up oil on the floor, try sawdust. I've been using it for years and found it is actually more absorbent than Oil-Dri.

Toss a couple scoops on the oil then grind it around on the spill with your shoe. it absorbs immediately and is super easy to clean up.

 

[dannyojudd]

I went to change the oil on my wife’s Genesis. It holds 9 quarts so I got my large plastic pan which holds 15+ quarts. Got the car up on the ramps, put the pan under and pulled the plug. All is well so far.

I crawl back under to put the plug back in after10 minutes or so and see about a quart of oil under the pan. Oh crap! THERE IS A CRACK IN THE BOTTOM OF THE PAN.

I go and get a piece of cardboard to slip under the pan so I don’t spread the oil out more than already done. Slide the pan out on the cardboard and realize there is no way to carry the pan with 8 quarts of oil plus hold the cardboard under it outside to the waste can.

OK, I’ll bring the waste can in, put it on the cardboard and pour the oil in.

Put the funnel in the can and start pouring. I get about half the oil in the can and THE FUNNEL FALLS OUT with about a half a quart of oil in it. Hits the floor and splashes oil 10’ in every direction. Oh crap 2!

I go to get the oil dry and find that I don’t have any, just have floor sweeping compound. I spread that around and it helps a little but not like oil dry.

Of course anything within 10’ is splashed with oil and will need to be cleaned separately.

Shoulda stood in bed this morning.

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One bag cheap kitty litter or oil dry minimum. Cover, stir 3 or 4 times and let set for 24 hours minimum for oil to soak out. After a couple of days sweep up and put down plenty of dial dish soap and work suds with water wetted broom. Stir with broom till arms are ready to fall off..... Use mop to get soap/oil mixture off floor. Allow to dry and repeat if necessary. Hopefully the floor had a good sealer on it.. Carbon from the oil may remain lifelong reminder of unseen crack in drain pan..... I keep a gallon of Dial Dish Soap from Sam's with pump dispenser for hand soap, cleaning oil spills and surfactant with weed killer.....

 

[Bob Gibson]

I went to change the oil on my wife’s Genesis. It holds 9 quarts so I got my large plastic pan which holds 15+ quarts. Got the car up on the ramps, put the pan under and pulled the plug. All is well so far.

I crawl back under to put the plug back in after10 minutes or so and see about a quart of oil under the pan. Oh crap! THERE IS A CRACK IN THE BOTTOM OF THE PAN.

I go and get a piece of cardboard to slip under the pan so I don’t spread the oil out more than already done. Slide the pan out on the cardboard and realize there is no way to carry the pan with 8 quarts of oil plus hold the cardboard under it outside to the waste can.

OK, I’ll bring the waste can in, put it on the cardboard and pour the oil in.

Put the funnel in the can and start pouring. I get about half the oil in the can and THE FUNNEL FALLS OUT with about a half a quart of oil in it. Hits the floor and splashes oil 10’ in every direction. Oh crap 2!

I go to get the oil dry and find that I don’t have any, just have floor sweeping compound. I spread that around and it helps a little but not like oil dry.

Of course anything within 10’ is splashed with oil and will need to be cleaned separately.

Shoulda stood in bed this morning.

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If you have a fireplace or barbecue that you have ash in, it is the best for a mess like this. The ash is almost the same color as concrete and it is so dry that it sucks up the oil, just cover all the stains with 1/8-1/4" layer of ash and let it sit for a couple of hours, then sweep it up. I don't use anything other than ash for oil spills!

 

[RaydaKub]

My worst was before we got married, I was going to change her Century's oil. I drained it and changed the after. The filter was accessed behind the passenger side wheel well. I got it on and tightened it, then filled up and had her back down off the ramps. Fresh oil all over the driveway. When the filter felt tight, there was a 1/4" gap yet that I couldn't see until the steering was cranked over to one side.

My second worst was I had drained my 6.2 diesel and was putting the plug back in. Our months-old puppy decided to romp through the pan and even lap up a bit.

Excrement happens....

 

[sixdogs]

Good excuse to epoxy coat it, now?

My barn had a huge oil stain like that in the middle of the floor when I bought the place, so that was my method of solving the problem. Still looks great after 15 years of regularly parking the FEL and pallet forks on the thing, as well as all sorts of welding and other chores.

I was changing the rear gear oil in the hubs of a high crop tractor and the book said they held 5 gallons each. I figured to drain part of one and leave my drain pan underneath to catch the rest while I had lunch while it fully drained. It sure did.

Anyway, lunch turned into a nap and when I got out later there was maybe 10 gallons of nasty, rotten smelling gear oil all over my concrete floor. I cleaned and degreased and then degreased and cleaned but nothing got rid of that smell till I epoxied the floor. Yes, it was a good excuse to epoxy and that fixed the stank. It led to a semi-happy moment despite the disaster.

Turns out the final drive did indeed hold 5 gallons but was connected to the other one and those connected to something else.

 

[orezok]

Well your first problem is you have a Genisis.

I googled genesis, not a huge car, not a huge engine. My Duramax takes ten but I expect that from a diesel especially with how much accumulates in diesel waste oil. Any suggestions as to why so much for a relatively small engine? My om617 Merc only takes five as does my VW tdi just four, my JDs take three and a half? Is this to justify a ten thousand mile service interval? Does it drink a quart or two per change like BMWs do?

First off, Google G90 Ultimate. $88,000.00. Full size luxury car similar to Lexus. Motor is 5.0 liter. Uses no oil between changes.