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There have been several TBN threads initiated by members who were having disagreements with their neighbors about pets. I don't recall any of those disagreements ending in attempted murder.:eek: "The victim and suspect were acquainted as the result of a reported history of problems involving...

See The Dizzying Grandeur of 21st-Century Agriculture - The New York Times for some amazing photos and video of commercial agriculture. Here's an example from Greenleaf, Wisconsin -- "Newborn females arrive from local dairies and spend their first 180 days at Calf Source -- first in one of...

Pardon the interruption, but this may be a teachable moment. (Old habits die hard.:)) The economic incidence of a tax on a product or service does not equate to the statutory incidence, but rather depends on how responsive consumers and producers are to price changes (i.e., relative demand and...

You can buy shims that fit over the battery posts. Check AutoZone, etc. Steve

Yes, the pipeline rupture has resulted in a shift of the supply of gasoline from S1 to S2 in the graph below. Steve

A 1991 Radio Shack ad from Mark Perry at 503 Service Temporarily Unavailable. Steve

Here's an interesting article about technological progress in commercial agriculture:Tractor for Modern Farm Features Everything But the Farmer - Bloomberg Steve

Forbes Welcome Steve

Jerry, I am of no help, but in case you don't obtain any help here, you could try calling your local Cooperative Extension office in the morning. They may be aware of any pest/disease problems in your area. Also, it is difficult to tell from your photos, but your leaves appear to have sharper...

Two interesting articles: 1. a listing of the different players in the future self-driving car market -- A list of all the companies making self-driving cars, and when they're hitting streets | Circa News - Learn. Think. Do., and 2. coverage of Uber's development of self-driving commercial...

Nor Dolly's. Steve

I don't know of such a herbicide, but you could use a wick applicator to apply the herbicide of your choice to the poison ivy and avoid contacting other plants. Steve

If an axe was good enough for George Washington when he chopped down the cherry tree, it should be good enough for us. Steve

How much more chainsaw violence is it going to take in order to realize that we need to follow Massachusetts and adopt strict chainsaw control legislation? Texas has no chainsaw control legislation and the result is the tragedy we see in the documentary, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Stop the...

The credit should go to Jim Rose -- I lifted the title and photo from his blog: Why women live longer than men. | Utopia - you are standing in it!. Here's another photo from that link. Steve

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My 2011 Outlaw has an FX850V with a claimed 31 HP. Here's an ebay ad that states the engine has 31 HP (31HP Kawasaki Vert Engine 1 1 8"DX4 3 8"L Twin Cylinder Snorkel AI FX85V S S | eBay) while other ads say 27HP.:confused3: Wasn't there a change a few years ago in the way small engine...

I have oaks (red, white, and post) and red maples that produce a prodigious amount of leaves that I mulch using one of these on on my ZTR mower. My mower is a Bad Boy, but the attachment is supposed to fit other brands. Lawn Mower Accessories For Tilling, Aerating, Mulching & More - Bad Boy...

I just discovered two dead raccoons on my farm in NC-- they were within 50 feet of each other on a trail adjacent to a neighbor's corn field. Both appeared to be well nourished and showed no obvious signs of external injuries. My immediate concern is that they were rabid, but the local...

I have seen (and reported) several messages this morning that are in Korean. "Baccarat" shows up in the two messages that I submitted to Google Translate, so I guess they are spam for gambling websites. I think this guy is the perpetrator.;) Steve

I would say it's alive and doing well. Steve

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Would this work? Lee Spider - LeeAgra.com Steve

Mark Perry and others post periodic comparisons of the economies of the various states to national economies. Here's Mark's latest: Mark J. Perry on Twitter: "US State Map Renamed with Countries with Similar GDPS, CA = France, TX = Canada, etc. https://t.co/4xE5Et6vof" Steve

It's not truck specific, but here's some interesting data FYI -- The Lemon Index: Which Cars Have the Highest Maintenance Costs? Two examples: Steve

For the benefit of those like me who have never heard of a Trimax Pegasus, here's a link: Trimax Pegasus Series 3 Towed Behind Mower - Godfreys Ground Care Equipment. Steve

Available at Walmart, auto parts stores, etc. Steve

I have one of these on both my tractors to protect the seats -- Amazon.com : Classic Accessories 12324 Deluxe Riding Lawn Mower Seat Cover, Medium : Lawn Mower Covers : Patio, Lawn & Garden. Steve

Here are the dimensions for the lower and top link pins. You can find lower and top link bushings at TSC (or similar ag stores). Steve

The story is here: A Glimpse into Onbashira, the Dangerous Japanese Log Moving Festival | Colossal Steve

Gentlemen: The appropriate term in polite society is "backdoor breeze." Sincerely, Emily Post

Some data on farm family labor from the USDA at USDA ERS - Family Farming in the United States Steve

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Thanks. Here are the old and new recommendation charts lifted from that link: I have been using 10W-30, but I plan on switching to 10W-40 or 20W-50 when I change oil this fall. Steve

The punishments suggested so far are not harsh enough. The offenders should be placed in a room stripped of any items that could be used to commit suicide and then forced to watch tapes of Nancy Grace continuously -- a fate worse than death. Steve

For comparison purposes, here's a copy of the first 1040 (for 1913): There's an additional two worksheet pages and one page of instructions. https://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-utl/1913.pdf Steve

I expect that things will pick up with warmer weather. I have been satisfied with my Bad Boy mower -- a 61' Outlaw with a 31 HP Kawasaki engine (FX850V) purchased in 2011. I have had a few minor problems -- two broken zerks on the mower and a bad coil on the engine. I don't know if the faulty...

This may have fit better in the Land Clearing Equipment Forum.:) The story is at https://jonathanturley.org/2016/03/09/tree-what-tree-illinois-woman-pulled-over-driving-against-traffic-with-a-15-foot-tree-lodged-in-car-grille/ Steve

Based on her love of riding on my RTV, I am sure that my Lab would love to ride up front with me in my pickup. However, I think it is safer for her to travel in a crate under the truck's cap. We travel in the early morning hours of the summer so that the heat isn't oppressive for her. Steve

Tomorrow (March 4) is National Grammar Day (NATIONAL GRAMMAR DAY – March 4 | National Day Calendar). In observance of National Grammar Day, please be considerate of those who are traumatized when they observe apostrophe abuse. Steve

That looks like it is based on some design elements of the Allis Chalmers G. Here's another tractor that shares some of those elements: Tuff-bilt Tractor System - Affordable and Innovative Steve

How crude. :( The appropriate term in polite society is "backdoor breeze." Sincerely, Emily Post (deceased)

The Dutch take it up a notch -- Dutch police are training eagles to take out drones | The Verge The story links to this amusing video of animals versus drones. Spoiler alert -- don't bet against the animals.:) Steve ;

An interesting article about on-demand snow removal: Snow removal industry beginning to see shift to Uber model of on-demand services - AccuWeather.com

Let the record show that I remain skeptical regarding the validity of this so-called "theory." Earlier in this thread I posted this image that debunks the "theory." Steve

I take this statement to mean that you think, contrary to the predictions of economic theory, that increased costs of providing marketing services are absorbed by marketing firms. Here's a simplified generic illustration of an increase in the costs of providing marketing services (space, form...

Hilarious Letters To Santa That Will Brighten Your Day - Barnorama My favorites: Steve

Another Festivus Miracle!!

To err is human.

Festivus takes place on December 23, but I may have observed the first Festivus Miracle of the season. Please use this thread to announce any Festivus Miracles that you have witnessed. Steve

Festivus (December 23) is over a week away, but it may take some time for TBN members to enumerate their grievances. I will begin. 1. The English language continues to be subject to criminal abuse on TBN. Spelling and punctuation errors, homophone abuse, noun and verb confusion (advice...

It's a Festivus Miracle!!!

I haven't looked at the BP report, but as stated above, it is referring to proven reserves. Here's a graph from Forbes that shows the relationship between US proven reserves and production. Steve

Newman PS

Randy, I was trying to interject what can pass for humor in statistics. It's a Beta hat: :rotfl: Steve

Great!!!!! I want this one: Steve

It's not a plow, but this photo I found via Googling images of Category 0 3 point hitch shows the top and lower link setup for a scraper blade. Steve

SuperA posted this photo of an Oliver 60 at http://www.tractorbynet.com/forums/owning-operating/348336-need-advice-oliver-60-a.html#post4296494 Just curious. Does anyone know anything about the right-rear tread design? Steve Edit Never mind -- kevin37b answered my question in message #11...

It doesn't seem that long ago, but Windows debuted 30 years ago come tomorrow (11/20). Windows turns 30: a visual history | The Verge provides an interesting visual history. Steve

Has anyone been to a Dollar Palace?;) Steve

It's worse here in the US. Our so-called "highway safety officials" actually post signs that encourage deer, both literate and illiterate, to cross highways.;) Steve

This one? Steve

A ballistic missile test? A likely story. This is yet another government cover up -- we are not alone.

Victory for Kentucky 'Drone Slayer' who took out aircraft over his home with a SHOTGUN | Daily Mail Online

I find "blimp" to be a woody type of word.

Did any of you in MD/PA see the runaway blimp? Military Blimp on the Ground in Pennsylvania: NORAD - NBC News

My condolences. However, this is a teachable moment. You need to assemble a stockpile of excuses that you can draw upon as needed to avoid a recurrence. Steve

Very scary.:eek: This is a threat that cannot be ignored!!!!!!!!!! I have for sale a like-new Altair 3000 that will protect you against this menace. The price is $899.99 plus S & H. Steve

If I listened to my critics, I would still be at home under my bed right now. Nancy

Consumer alert for those interested in communicating with aliens. Don't waste your money by buying the Altair 3000. The only thing I've picked up on mine is the Jim Rome Show. $999.95 + S & H down the drain.:thumbdown: Steve

A test. It's a Festivus Miracle. Cosmo

So, what do you think of my hat? Judge Smails

????? There are two specialized tools for planting bare root seedlings -- a dibble and a hoe dad . I guess the choice is one of personal preference, but all of the crew members that planted my tract in March used hoe dads. Absolutely. Unless the OP is a glutton for punishment and has a...

I took my Lab to the vet today for her annual physical and vaccinations. My vet is now requiring that dogs coming in for boarding or grooming be vaccinated for the influenza. Although my dog doesn't have a a "lifestyle" that would make her susceptible...

A man who could make so vile a pun would not scruple to pick a pocket. Your humble servant, John Dennis (deceased)

Hooray. It works now. Thanks. Steve

It worked on FF. It's a Festivus Miracle!!!!!!!

And Firefox on XP. Steve

I initiated a thread last summer regarding the sale of the Waggoner Ranch (510K+ acres) in Texas --http://http://www.tractorbynet.com/forums/rural-living/319326-you-looking-rural-acreage.html Here's a new article that gives some interesting background on the Waggoner family and the ranch --...

There are two current threads offering comparisons across states: one on taxes and the other on fiscal health. Here's an interesting comparison of the cost of living across states. The Real Value of $100 in Each State | Tax Foundation

Did any of you buy fireworks for the 4th? If so, did the fireworks have a warning label stating that you should not shoot the fireworks off the top of your head? If not, I see a major lawsuit coming down the pike.;) Man dies after shooting off firework from top of his head, police say | Fox...

Ignore this sign at your own peril. Texas alligator attack: Man killed in Orange County - CNN.com Steve

IMO, no one has done it better than Ray Charles. Happy 4th. Steve

Another Bad Boy owner here -- I bought my 61" Outlaw in 2011. As mentioned above, the Bad Boys at TSC are "homeowner" models akin to the JDs at Lowes. I have had two problems. A zerk broke off in one of the pillow blocks and a defective coil, but that's on Kawasaki, not Bad Boy. I can't...

I have just purchased a 55-gallon sprayer that I will be using on my B2320. When its full, I am going to have 450 pounds or so of water sloshing around in the sprayer. How much horizontal sway in the lower links should I allow for in order to avoid any potential damage to the 3PH...

I just received an advertising insert from Lowes that features "HGTV Home -- Sherwin Williams" paint. Am I correct in thinking that the Lowes product is a step down in quality form the paint carried at Sherwin Williams stores? Steve

Here's a news story about the shooting of a chainsaw shoplifter by the business owner's son. Police: Business owner Please note that the story makes no mention of the make and model of the chainsaw.;) Steve

Mark Perry has two interesting food-related items in his latest blog entry -- Attention Required! | CloudFlare Item 1. Item 2. Steve

In falling off beds and chairs, getting killed by lawnmowers, Nobel laureates, and eating hot dogs. Our neighbors to the north can take pride in being #1 in maple syrup production and asteroid impacts. What Countries Are Best At - Business Insider Steve

Here are some "then and now" photos of my other plantation tract -- this one was planted early in 1990. The tract was thinned for the first time in August/September of 2008. This photo is before that thinning. . The loggers took out every fourth row and selected lower-quality trees in the...

Thanks for posting. I had been meaning to post some "then and now" photos of some of my loblolly pines. Your thread has spurred me into action.:) This photo was taken in November of 2004 and is of pines that were planted in January 2001. I was able to mow between the 8' rows with my 6'...

What is the color of this dress? I see blue and black. Others see white and gold. The story is here: http://www.salon.com/2015/02/27/what_color_is_this_dress_the_internets_curiously_civil_war_between_perception_and_fact/ Steve

My farmhouse (in NC) is located on a private drive that is about 1000' in length. I share the first 500' or so with a neighbor. Late last fall, a car with a roof-top camera showed up at my farmhouse while I was working in the yard. The driver informed me that he was working for Bing and...

The tire pressure warning light on my 2005 Tundra started blinking when I started the truck this morning. I checked my tire pressures (with two different gauges while the tires were still cold) and all were are within an eyelash or so of 30 psi. Any troubleshooting ideas? Steve

I am in the market for a 3-ph 50 (+/-) gallon sprayer. I will be using the sprayer for broadcast spraying in pine plantation tracts and spot spraying along field and trail edges. My local Kubota dealer carries Ag-Meier sprayers and the MQH55PL-6RA model (Ag-Meier Industries 3-Point Hitch...

I have two streams on my farm in NC, one of which suffers from bank erosion. In 2013, I applied for NRCS EQIP cost-share assistance in stabilizing 320 feet of the stream. My application was approved and a NRCS engineer designed the project last February. The NRCS application process was...

In October of 2009, I set the objective of ridding my farm of Chinese privet. To that end, I have been clearing privet with my chainsaw and brush cutter, treating the larger cut stumps with undiluted glyphosate (41%), and spraying younger privet with a 1.5% solution of 41% glyphosate. Based...

You are hereby cited for three capitalization errors and one punctuation error.

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I f@rt in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

In recent months I have noticed that Google searches turn up more and more results that are in PDF form. Rather than obtaining the desired info directly, I have to download and then open the file. Am I alone in noticing this? If not, why the increased use of PDF files? Am I wrong in...

If so, here's your opportunity.:) W T Waggoner Ranch near Vernon, Texas contains approximately 535,000 acres. Steve

When visiting TBN back in the early 2000s, I saw several discussions of First Choice implements. As I recall, folks were impressed with the quality of the implements relative to their costs and I remember seeing the implements at at least one dealership. I haven't seen any recent references...

I'm going to file this info in my memory bank in case this problem ever comes up with my Outlaw. How do you like yours? I'm reasonably happy with mine, but its the first ZTR I have owned, and so I have no basis for comparison with other ZTRs. I do know that it beats mowing with a 42" Snapper...

To clear up any confusion -- well, perhaps to add to it -- here's a document that I turned up. I purchased my RTV 900 late in 2009 and my manual recommends changing the oil at 100 hr. intervals. The manual page posted earlier is dated April 2010, so the change in recommendations must have...

It looks like you are drawing a blank when it comes to anyone having experience with this problem. I would give the technical staff at Bad Boy a call. I found them to be helpful on the two occasions I have called with questions. Please let us know what you learn. I have an Outlaw and would...

In the last day or so, I have noticed that several photo attachments have been rotated. Is this a TBN software problem? Steve

I'm very happy with the B2320, but Pearly is disappointed. She wanted something with a buddy seat.:) Steve

Here are photos of the equipment used by the crew that conducted the first thinning back in 2008. Although their skidder and feller-buncher were fully depreciated, I was very happy with their work. Steve

Based (at least in part) on the advice I received in http://www.tractorbynet.com/forums/kubota-buying-pricing/315250-b2320-advice.html, I bought a B2320HSD with R4 tires, grill guard, front weights (4@ 55 pounds each), and a 4' rotary cutter. I will be using the tractor along with the cutter...

Loggers just completed the second thinning of a 30-acre loblolly pine plantation tract and the clear cutting of a 9-acre tract -- 1/2 in pines (mostly loblolly, with a few shortleaf and VA pines) and 1/2 in mixed hardwoods (mostly tulip poplar and red and white oaks, with scattered sourwood...

The Tour de France is to start on Saturday (7/7). I enjoy watching the replays in the evenings; not so much for the race, but for the aerial views of the countryside. I have noticed that the French make more use of traffic circles at intersections than we do in the US. It's been a long time...

The wheat (soft red winter) harvest and the planting of double-cropped soybeans are well underway in my part of NC. My "windshield survey" indicated that about 1/2 of the wheat acreage is being combined with stripper headers. However, I have my doubts as to whether my sample is representative...

I am contemplating buying a B 2320HSD to maintain portions of my farm that I cannot access with my utility tractor. I have a loader on that tractor and do not need a loader for the 2320. I will buy a 4' rotary mower and plan to add a 50-gallon sprayer and a chipper-shredder in due course. None...

Saying glyphosate has facilitated soil conservation is a red herring? Glyphosate use is limited to corn production? Conservation/minimum/no tillage is used for any number of crops in addition to corn. Glyphosate is used for burn-down prior to planting of these crops and as a post-emergent...

You say "How can that be"? Here's the proof. Correlation: 0.947091 Correlation: 0.916391 Correlation: 0.84304 Correlation: 0.883509 Correlation: 0.947612 Correlation: 0.931497 Source: Spurious Correlations Quod erat demonstrandum. ;) Steve

My current Lab is Pearly Blue, but she answers to Pearly. I'm a bluegrass fan and one of my favorite songs is "Down the Road" by Flatt and Scruggs. Now down the road just a mile or two Lives a little girl named Pearly Blue About so high and her hair is brown The prettiest thing boys in this...

If you haven't finished your Federal income tax return yet, you had better "git er done." Here's an interesting graphic from Political Calculations: 2014: How Many Pages in the U.S. Tax Code? showing how the Federal tax code has changed since ratification of the 16th Amendment. From Mark...

U.S. States Most And Least Likely To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse | Estately Blog Many of us are doomed.:eek: Steve

A recent thread dealing with the regulation of small-scale farming (http://www.tractorbynet.com/forums/friendly-politics/308481-banning-farming-post3727942.html#post3727942) got me to thinking about the regulations that affect small-scale food processing. Here's a recent report that summarizes...

Biofuels do more harm than good, UN warns - Telegraph The EPA reduced the ethanol mandate for 2014 to 15.21 billion gallons, down from 16.55 gallons in 2013:EPA reduces 2014 ethanol mandate. Steve ;

I'm thinking horse drawn. Why would a plow designed to be pulled by a tractor require handles? Using the plow with a tractor requires two people. However, as mentioned earlier, many horse-drawn implements have been adapted for use with tractors. This plow, circa 1905 ,has a coulter...

Just a guess, but I think it's item #5 in the image below. Steve

Wishing you and yours the very best on National Pi Day. Steve

It looks like I have to do all of the scientific field research. Here is clear evidence that the pallet formations are not effective in deterring avian trespass. Steve

You will think wet blanket! I have used advanced technology to analyze the "grassy knoll" image provided by sparc. The enhanced image clearly shows there were two terrorists on the grass knoll. Steve

Here's the obituary of Leonard M. Smith. He apparently led a full and rewarding life. I like the last paragraph.:) Leonard M. Smith Obituary: View Leonard Smith's Obituary by GreenwichTime Steve

No soup for you!!

Dave, I am equally disturbed these images. As I mentioned earlier, I have been "hacked" by "Madame Zelda." We know what Madam Zelda looks like if her posts to this thread are taken at "face" value: I believe the following image is of Madam Zelda before she has applied makeup to "doll"...

I am sometimes reflect back on my younger days and think of them as the "Good Old Days." This article puts that idea in perspective: 50 Reasons We're Living Through the Greatest Period in World History Some of my favorites: Steve

Sir, how crude.:( My mentor and I read to each other from the CRC Standard Mathematical Tables and Formulae every afternoon. Pipette

I found these. Do they belong to you?;) Steve

Sir, my mentor has asked that I respond to your query concerning the evolution of the Sumerian alphabet. Although he has a nodding acquittance with that alphabet, I have made an extensive study of the subject. I have written an article on the topic that is forthcoming in The Journal of Really...

Unfortunately, your mother was not acquainted with the scientific literature. Said activity causes hair to grow on the palms of your hands. Steve

Yes. Sincerely, Emily

You did have a bag over your head to assure a "blind" test, right? That's the idea -- it's supposed to be dark! Rookies.:mur: BTW, I saw the part you deleted. Maybe we should chug on over to mamby pamby land where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, you jack wagon! Gunny

You can view the ad here: Chevy "Romance" Super Bowl Ad About Sexy Cows | TIME.com Steve

Paper bags????:confused: Do you not realize that you will be the object of ridicule when you indicate that you used paper bags in the "Materials and Methods" section of your scientific report? Do you not realize that professional scientists use special devices that assure blindness in...

Sir, your anthropocentric view has made you delusional. Here is clear evidence that Robert is quite capable of playing a musical instrument. Steve

Yes... a Chimpanzee Minkey! Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau

Yes. Sincerely, Emily Post (deceased)

You didn't know that there is a pallet subsidy? That is surprising, as the pallet subsidy is covered in most microeconomics textbooks. Here's an example: Steve

Sir, I can assure that I use my x-ray vision glasses for no other purpose than scientific research. I keep them under lock and key when I am not using them -- I do not want my male laboratory technicians ogling my research associate, Pipette. Steve

Euler's Identity Talk about dedication to science. She really, really, really, really, really, really loves math. Steve

She is pictured here. Rocky PS -- that's her manager on the left.

No problems here! Flipper

No aliens on my end!! Mickey

Sir, The "squirrelly" alarmists are anthropocentric extremists. They have used propaganda and scare tactics to convince the general populace that squirrels are somehow enemies to mankind. 1. There is no evidence of an extraterrestrial presence in the squirrel community. 2. The extremists are...

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Even if you are math-phobic, you should be able to answer this question. Suppose you sum all the positive integers from 1 through infinity (1+2+3+............... ). The answer is a really, really, really, really big number, right? Well, no. I still haven't wrapped my mind around the idea...

What if they put ingredient labels on fresh food?:) Here's what an egg's label would look like. From Ingredients of an All-Natural Egg | James' reading list And a banana's label. From http://jameskennedymonash.wordpress.com/2013/12/12/ingredients-of-an-all-natural-banana/ Steve

Some national and international data on obesity: From America痴 Obesity Problem Today and Tomorrow Advanced Physical Medicine From The 9 Most Obese Countries in the World (ARNA, OREX, VVUS) Steve

Sir, you speak of the interest in solving the pallet formation puzzle as if it was some sort of malady. Do you deny that the quest for knowledge is a noble endeavor? :) Steve

Do you mean posse or posy?;)

You will be happy to learn that I have figured out to monetize the contents of this thread. I have developed a script that has been been purchased by the producers of Ancient Aliens which airs on the History Channel. Some of you (well, actually all of you) neglected to copyright your...

She has sort of a "laid back" expression in her mug shot.:rolleyes: Steve

You are having a flashback to ECON 101 and remembering the production possibilities frontier example of guns versus Velveeta. This example is used in every introductory microeconomics textbook. ;) Steve

I just checked -- there is no Official Festivus Miracle Thread.:mad: I believe you are guilty of impersonating an officer of the law. Where is your badge?;) I could cite you for making two errors in a single sentence. However, in the spirit of Festivus, I will let you go with a warning this...

Bruce,;) Your "Antipodean Avian Abode" theory cannot be dismissed out of hand. 1. The location of the pallets in New Jersey would be but a short flight to/from Lincoln Financial Field, the haunt of the Philadelphia Eagles (Philadelphia Eagles Team Page at NFL.com). 2. The timing of the...

Or kid-nap-ed by the lunatic Dreyfus. Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau

Elementary! Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. Dr. Watson will report my methods in solving this mystery in "The Adventure of the Perplexing Pallets." Regards, etc. Sherlock Holmes

Has anyone met Bob (the OP)? If so, is he this guy? Steve

The progress of science is slowed at times by those who offer "crackpot" theories. Serious scientists must take time from their inquires to debunk this quackery. Fortunately, the proffered theory can be dispatched with little effort. Does the so-called "theorist" deny that water flows...

Tough or rough? Both?;) Steve

I had arranged for the controlled burn, but the NCDFR had to wait for the right wind direction and humidity level for burning. I was given a couple of hours' notice before they conducted the burn. Five NCDFR employees showed up with a bulldozer and three pickups equipped with fire-fighting...

You need to get out more often.;) Steve

I plead nolo contendere to the charge of nonfeasance. As the only member of the Grammar Police assigned to TBN, I cannot correct all of the violations of the Grammar Code single-handedly. Serenity Now! Serenity Now!

Violation of Section 53.4, paragraph (c) of the Grammar Code.;) Confusion of the plural of the pronoun one (i.e., ones) and the possessive form of the pronoun one (i.e., one's).

Exactly!!!!!! Here's photographic evidence of the dangers of failing to limit firearm ownership by ceramic squirrels.;) Steve

Well, not exactly. ;) Source: Police: Man who forgot the beer is stabbed with ceramic squirrel | Crime | The State Steve

Sincerely,;)

The picture below should be enough to curb your appetite for a Krystal Burger. If that doesn't work, it looks like you will have to travel. From Krystal (restaurant) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: Consumer Tip: Don't bother to make the trip.;) Steve

Are our schools so bad that fourth graders can do no better than what we see here?;)

It's a Festivus Miracle!!! Cosmo

10. You people are nothing but a bunch of whiners.;) Steve

I'm still waiting for someone to step up to the plate and volunteer to coordinate the "Feats of Strength" activities. The end of the year is fast approaching. Marveltone failed to obtain the Festivus Pole (posts #3, 5, 14) so I had to do it myself. You people are nothing but a bunch of...

A fair point -- perhaps I rushed to judgement. The sentence could be rewritten as "To follow the herd is to admit cqiagy2's sheep." Let's look at the definitions of "admit." What do you think he had in mind for your sheep?;)

I am sorry, but I have to cite you for PWI (posting while intoxicated).;)

"To follow the herd is to admit you're sheep" is even better.;)

Spelling.;)

:pullinghair:

As the end of Festivus draws nigh, it is now time for the airing of grievances. ;) I will begin. 1. The crimes committed against the English language on TBN are so horrendous that decorum prohibits listing them here. The overworked (and underpaid) Grammar Police cannot cope with the...

The reference is to an example that illustrates the importance of punctuation.

The original sentence read as if the bobcat was in the stand. You meant "I've heard a bobcat scream several times while I was sitting in a deer stand."

"Two disc plow" conjures up something like in my mind's eye. I've read that 30+ HP are recommended for that size. Steve

Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. Your most humble and obedient servant, Frederic Bastiat

According to Raw Regulator Power Train on Historical Raw Milk Dairy, Lawton's Family Farm, founded in 1732, is being hounded out of the business of raw milk sales by the Foxborough MA Health Department. I grew up on a dairy farm and drank raw milk for the first 18 years of my life. I'm...

But you will need to pony up for this sign::) Steve

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: Hoochie Mama!!!!!!!! Benny

I have noticed an uptick in spam messages in the last few days. One type uses random letters of the alphabet in the thread title (and user name, location, etc.) and has links for a supposed Valium source. Another type uses random digits in the title and contains a rambling dialogue with...

And South of the Border. Steve

Sir: A man who could make so vile a pun would not scruple to pick a pocket.;) John Dennis (deceased)

I chanced upon a report by the Association of Equipment Manufacturers (AEM) that shows the YTD unit sales of farm tractors: http://www.aem.org/AllDocuments/AEM/MI/Reports/13_10_USAG.pdf. "These data represent the machines in each product category being sold at retail in the fifty states and...

As of 6:27 PM, 12/04/2013, the total manhours spent on TBN while at workplaces is 1,563,745.

You know, War and Peace was originally titled War, What is it Good For. Elaine

:thumbsup: You can sell anything on God's green earth if the customer believes it's stolen. Sincerely, Mordecai Jones, M.B.S., C.S., D.D. (Master of Back-Stabbing, Cork-Screwing and Dirty-Dealing)

Joshua may be correct if the units are over-used. Don't laugh -- I carry a 12V Slime compressor ($35 at Walmart) in each of my vehicles. I bought them to serve as a stop-gap measure if needed while on the road, but I use them occasionally to "top off" my tire pressures. I have had them more...

Based on the above message, I had hopes of you joining the ranks of the Grammar Police. I excused your failure to end your sentence with a period, a Class 3 misdemeanor, as a rookie mistake. Your subsequent messages have proven that you are a poseur. 1. You continue in your failure to...

You are guilty of two counts of homophone abuse and deserve to be punished to the full extent allowed by the law.;)