A federal warrant has been issued for my arrest! :-O

[Jstpssng]

Been about a month. Still on the lam?

Old Merle was right. A fugitive must be a rolling stone.
He didn't have to deal with today's technology, either.
I'm getting tired of running. Every time that a dog barks I wake up, thinking the bloodhounds are on my trail.
I'd like to settle down but they won't let me. I'm on the run, the highway's my home.

 

[/pine]

"Call me the breeze
I keep blowin' down the road...."
~J.J.Cale~

 

[Wagtail]

I threw a boomerang a few years ago.
Now I live in constant fear.

 

[Whidbey]

Old Merle was right. A fugitive must be a rolling stone.
He didn't have to deal with today's technology, either.
I'm getting tired of running. Every time that a dog barks I wake up, thinking the bloodhounds are on my trail.
I'd like to settle down but they won't let me. I'm on the run, the highway's my home.

This has gone on long enough, just turn yourself in and get it over with! lol. There is a movie called the Machinist where a man killed someone in a hit and run then was overcome by guilt.

 

[MoKelly]

I threw a boomerang a few years ago.
Now I live in constant fear.

That was funny!

Have a good day.

MoKelly

 

[kenmbz]

Just got a call from a Germany exchange number, blah blah blah, that I need to appear before the magistrate before bad things happen to me.
Where can I find a magistrate in the US ?

Glad I didn't pick up, then who knows what the next 1000 calls would be.

 

[drssg]

This has gone on long enough, just turn yourself in and get it over with! lol. There is a movie called the Machinist where a man killed someone in a hit and run then was overcome by guilt.

And a Twilight Zone episode.

 

[Jstpssng]

Just got a call from a Germany exchange number, blah blah blah, that I need to appear before the magistrate before bad things happen to me.
Where can I find a magistrate in the US ?

Glad I didn't pick up, then who knows what the next 1000 calls would be.

I believe that you need to go to Germany. You might want to check our extradition policy with that country.

 

[Jstpssng]

This has gone on long enough, just turn yourself in and get it over with! lol. There is a movie called the Machinist where a man killed someone in a hit and run then was overcome by guilt.

They'll NEVER take me alive! I'll end up like this guy...

 

[Grumpycat]

This robogenius left a voicemail: You Are Being Sued!