Just a quick update. After a lot of digging and searching online I was able to find a direct email to LG's USA Chief Executive, president of Customer Operations, and Vice President of Customer Operations. After emailing all three with the details I included here I revieved a phone call from Abigale, who claims to be the presidential liason. She claims that she will now handle all communications on my case and I should communicate directly with her. She has authorized up to $1,000 reimbursement for me to have the repair done from a local repair company of my choice, and is supposedly going to handle the request to A&E for service tomorrow personally. Not sure if this is more smoke and mirrors but I can at least get some repair estimates myself tomorrow. Also no more dealing with a random person from an overseas call center. She is located here stateside and no hard to understand accent.