Anyone suffering CRS

[Bigfoot62]

I'll share this story about myself, but you have to promise never to tell.

One afternoon, I was cleaning the grips on my golf clubs. After they were cleaned, I spread them out on the porch to dry. Later, as I while placing the clubs back in my bag, I discovered my 2 iron was missing. Breathing threats of death, or worse, about our boxer puppy, I stomped around the yard looking for it. Even got my wife involved in the search. After about an hour of constant fuming, I had a revelation:

I didn't own a 2 iron.

 

[bironacad]

Just went to the gym (cardiac rehab) forgot my gym bag, go figure, when will I stop being pissed at the reality of CRS :laughing: Can't find the receipt for my glasses, I gave it to the wife for sure, right?:thumbsup:

 

[arpt209]

No CRS for me. I'm to the senior stage of memory loss/absent minded. For me it's C.R.A.F.T. Can't remember a f_____g thing! Go to the microwave, open the refrigerator door next to the microwave & put the food in then stand in front of the microwave & tap my foot & grumble how it must be going bad since it takes so long. Open the box & admire the long-range sight for my High Wall that I got for Christmas. Close the box, then saw it again yesterday for the first time since Christmas (It's now February). I'm expounding on my dislike of a certain shaving cream in the grocery store to my wife. When my wife walked up behind me & asked Who was that you were talking to, I knew I wasn't safe out alone any more. Every day is a mystery & always something new.
At least the dog remembers me.

 

[George2615]

I can't remember. Did I post here already?

 

[bironacad]

Went to remove my bathrobe and put it in the closet but I was in the main entrance hall must have thought I was upstairs? Yikes, my wife was standing their and shaking her head, go figure.:thumbsup::laughing:

 

[Bigfoot62]

Went to remove my bathrobe and put it in the closet but I was in the main entrance hall must have thought I was upstairs? Yikes, my wife was standing their and shaking her head, go figure.:thumbsup::laughing:

Well, at least you were INSIDE the house, and it was your wife instead of the neighbors. :laughing:

 

[bironacad]

Well, at least you were INSIDE the house, and it was your wife instead of the neighbors. :laughing:

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