Ok. After a few adult beverages I have decided to first insure. Then, rig a DC electric fence over a 20ft area supplied from TSC. Accompanied with a game cam positioned outside in a nearby tree with infared lights. From this point, I should yeild a good YouTube video at the least. The friendly retired woman next door should provide power for the security cam for a couple weeks via a extension cord. If the extension cord, computer, infared cam and video survive..... we should have video of the Perp. Never intended to have such an elaborate setup but slamming scum will perhaps make it worth it.