can you guess what these things are??

[Mace Canute]

My son and his buddies drink up my beer. They're of age but I got tired of providing them free beer.

That reminds me of back when I was a teenager going to school in a small town, only 85 students in the whole high school. Anyways, one old bachelor in town had half a dozen nephews and nieces going to school there, all of a block and a half from the school ground. During the day, it was common for some of them (and their friends) to slip down to his house just to hang out, and some of them would pilfer his beer from the fridge, which was a no-no. The old guy had few rules, but that was one of them. Since he couldn't trust them to leave his beer alone, and he didn't want to ban his kin from coming to his house, he hit upon a crafty solution...he would very carefully remove the cap off a bottle, drink the contends, then fill it up with pee, recap it, and put it into the fridge. You couldn't tell the difference by looking at it, but he knew which one it was... Needless to say, they soon quit pilfering his beer.

 

[allen in texas]

That's kinda like the story of the guy who raised watermelons.
To stop folks from stealing his watermelons, he put up a sign that said,
"one of the water melons in this field has been poisoned."

The next morning when he came to his field someone had written on his sign,
"Now there are two poisoned watermelons in this field."

 

[jayste]

Oh yeah the nitrogen. Nope, no rain, just a good water hose.
Put down 100lbs of 45% urea. Turned the whole place white. It's gonna be pretty hot.
I told the little gal to water good and make sure her mower blades are sharp.

:thumbsup: on the Ni.

Neat little gadget you've got there. I can see where that would be real handy.