This won't help with the furniture, but I have a Christmas tree fix. Bring the tree in and lay it on its side. Pick the cat up and rather violently fling the cat up into the tree. Worked for me, he thinks the tree is evil. Only had to do it once, and that was 3 years ago.
I know it sounds cruel but I wasn't taught manners as a child with a stern talking to either.
I know it sounds cruel but I wasn't taught manners as a child with a stern talking to either.