John, You are truly an evil minded sneaky kind of guy. I regret not being closer to the scene as I would surely love to help you do it (I could be the lookout?) Maybe a water snake in the bucket would add to the effect.
David, That adds to the challenge. Counting coup on a blind cripple wouldn't be much fun. To get in and out with Eddie and his Annie Oakley lady friend about might require we don Ghillie suits and go in during the dark of the moon about 3AM. Maybe a slight distraction like firecrackers going off at random intervals in different places well away from the lake to draw attention elesewhere...
Pat